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you can quote me on this

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People out there be suffering from success while all I got is being successful at suffering.

[Will @aneightyearold]

A spoon is one of many vehicles needed to get to flavortown.
The passenger on the spoon determines whether or not you arrive at flavortown.
Spoons are just vessels for flavor.

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if you have one follower it says 1 follower but if you have zero it says 0 followers. What made zero decide it can have more than multiple followers?

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BLOW

[Alex @literalli_me]

in middle school gym i used to crush up smarties and inhale and blow them out so it looked like cigarette smoke this is real

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Take what's dealt to you and get better or allow it to make you a bitter person

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You can't help anyone else unless you're honest with yourself

[Elvin Gu @dino_nivle]

The Google coding challenge is just a subtle way to poach software engineers from other companies 🤔🤔🤔

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It's always nice to be included in the sentence when you're not being addressed.

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Hurricanes are names after people because people do shitty things.

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I use a protractor to determine what's the temperature outside.

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Being delusional isn't so bad if you have the attention span of a goldfish.

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Stan culture is why suicide rates aren't higher

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@dino_nivle That's already in the past

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Life is short, have a good time!

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@aneightyearold @aneightyearold you want it you got it

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Do you interrupt every few seconds into the conservation because you have attention span of a goldfish and fear that you might forget to address a certain point or are you normal?

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@literalli_me @dino_nivle Let's get that money

[Elvin Gu @dino_nivle]

If I was put in an English class and asked to peer review someone else's paper, I'd scroll to the end and say LGTM and wonder where the merge button is.

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@jin_swallow so does that mean you're normal

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You have to take responsibility for your own happiness or suffer being miserable all the time.