Will

Twitter is a vessel for me to express my unadulterated, unapologetic, unashamed, and unmerciful free thoughts. I AM BUILT DIFFERENT, WE ARE NOT EQUAL, DONT TYPE

[Will @aneightyearold]

A friend called me ignorant because I forgot what sesame seeds were called.
I was so taken aback and embarrassed I have decided to learn every cooking ingredient in the history of mankind to avoid looking foolish in the future.
BRB

[Will @aneightyearold]

@dino_nivle Sporks are the originally weird kid at the playground, but once you get to know sporks, turns out he likes to do the same things you do.
By compromising on the spoon feature, sporks now have the ability to puncture meat. This reduces waste and sporks live in that niche.

[Will @aneightyearold]

A spoon is one of many vehicles needed to get to flavortown.
The passenger on the spoon determines whether or not you arrive at flavortown.
Spoons are just vessels for flavor.

[Will @aneightyearold]

@literalli_me My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards!

[Will @aneightyearold]

When wearing a mask, I notice I breathe with my mouth more. This begs the question, have I always been a mouth breather? Have I hidden this secret from society fearing public backlash? I’m not afraid of who I am anymore. I AM A MOUTH BREATHER.

[Will @aneightyearold]

@PacifistLiu who are you coming at Andy LET👏THEM👏KNOW👏CALL👏THEM👏OUT👏NAME👏NAMES👏DONT👏BE👏PASSIVE👏AGGRESSIVE👏@👏THEM

[Will @aneightyearold]

@dino_nivle @PacifistLiu just to be clear, you're patrick

[Will @aneightyearold]

@literalli_me @dino_nivle wait you switched up the order of words in a common saying, this is good

[Will @aneightyearold]

@PacifistLiu this is good, I think you're on to something with this. Maybe if we can weaponize Simps thirstiness and something from the incels we could really make something out of this.

[Will @aneightyearold]

@literalli_me Is this the inspiration for Thomas the Tank Engine because I've heard of Thomas but who's this Silverstein guy. Sounds like a nobody.

[Will @aneightyearold]

@literalli_me are you just going around stealing other peoples artwork and not credit them because I made this #bringingdowntheDMCAonyoubetterwatchoutlikelookbehindyourightnowbecauseIthinksomeoneisthere

[Will @aneightyearold]

@PacifistLiu @dino_nivle delete your account if you're going to be posting stuff like this. #deletepacifistliu #ispacifistthesameasbeta? #cancelsimpculture

[Will @aneightyearold]

@dino_nivle hey kid, you're blocked #blocked #noneofthis #canceled

[Will @aneightyearold]

@literalli_me How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

[Will @aneightyearold]

@literalli_me wait I'm literally crying right now, my heart goes out to you and your family. My condolences.