Clytaemnestra

Iberian Curiosity

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Students don’t study hormones till they’re about 15.

[Nope, It's Gone @Joust_A_Minute]

Remember kids – I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour.

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@Margaret_Crowle Ever wondered why it’s capital city is so large? Because it’s always Dublin’

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

Turns out my husband’s a magician: he turned the family car into a tree

#fridaypun

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

That moment when you realise that Katie Hopkins is closer to a million followers than us ☹️. Surely people care more about the NHS than her nonsense

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@NorthEastView @Virgin_TrainsEC Poor you. For enduring and complaining

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight and have a much stronger voice

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@VirginTrains I know that this is nowhere near to top of current public concerns with the Virgin group, but the lack of hand soap on train toilets really gets me. @richardbranson I thought you claim an interest in public health?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It is useless for a society to blame a person's "mental health issues" when that society itself is insane.

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@MichaelRosenYes The result of a bitter feud between two Ancient Greek minds

[I'm A B B I E 🐝🌹🌈 @liebeeinebiene]

@TheNorthernEcho please can you help spread the word of the upcoming Food For Thought Darlington event on Sun 18th Feb? It's an amazing cause that helps local people in our community. See my pinned tweet for details.

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@zebra_crispy

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

#AwfullyBritishQuizShows

Are you smarter than 10 conniving Tories?

[Dene Conway @ConwayDene]

8 out of 10 fat cats watch the NHS countdown
#AwfullyBritishQuizShows

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

Universal Credit Challenge #AwfullyBritishQuizShows

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@zebra_crispy favourite Beatles song?

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Stephen Hawking and leading doctors are taking Jeremy Hunt to court over 'back-door privatisation' of the NHS, and a full judicial review has now been granted

Please RT if they have your full support

https://t.co/ZyclOmgjLq

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

Remains of #CheddarMan’s young offspring now also unearthed. Scientists dubbing her Baby Belle

[Clytaemnestra @PaganHarpy]

@zebra_crispy Stop Breaking Down

[Selfridges @Selfridges]

Since 1909 #Selfridges has supported women's rights. Our founder Harry Gordon was an avid supporter of the suffragettes, creating in-store restaurants where women could dine unchaperoned. Today we celebrate 100 years since women won the right to vote in the UK