paige

I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. - Lisa Vanderpump

[˗ˏˋDOMINIQUEˊˎ˗ ‏ @dirtbagdom]

Lmfaoooo 😭😭😭 https://t.co/BY2CfXgGZn

[pj 🫦 @PjChumley]

What my dog sees when im tryin to play w him

[marlee @flossinepusher]

me to the self checkout camera at walmart

[Nkosiyabo @lastbwoy]

Me calling all 3 of my friends to tell them the same story https://t.co/jVvBXhc9ta

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

@ my lower back

[Katie @good_one_rick]

My 6yo just said her biggest fear is parrots picking her toenails off and honestly it’s mine now too

[asad @asadwya]

Baby shark is like sicko mode for babies

[cal @callielanejo]

me when a male figure in my life asks when's the last time I got my oil changed

[paige @PaigeKMil]

@MollyRaeJackson Iol’ing with my busted knee about to go down the runway

[jamie @jamiemdyy]

when nickleback said “i need a credit card that’s got no limit” i felt that

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

honestly

babies are out in 2018

- not cool
- cry
- expensive
- highly narcissistic and selfish

what’s in u ask?

iguanas

- definitely cool
- do not cry (may hiss)
- small initial installment (lifetime of fun)
- will guard u with its life (sometimes mean, it’s a gamble)

[jimmy @jamiedellapa]

When you’re wasted and run away from your sober friend https://t.co/01iTNkmG9g

[kels @kelseyyj17]

someone: hi me: ur right i should skip class

[nicole @nikki101598]

me trying to force my last two brain cells to focus until the end of the semester

[Brielle Biermann @BrielleZolciak]

Happy no more mercury in retrograde 😊