Paige Miles

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

New bread knife. Life changed.

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Handwashing is still on-trend. The longer and more frequently you do it, the cooler you are.

[The Independent @Independent]

Black light photos show importance of washing hands properly amid coronavirus outbreak https://t.co/eBezQOPBPg

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

“Selfie lines” A thing seriously said in a presidential primary debate. It’s who we are now.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Be sure to watch tonight as @RepEscobar, the first Latina elected to her seat, shares the Democratic Spanish-language response to President Trump’s #SOTU address.

Tune in here after the President’s speech: https://t.co/rFd2fqW3Qv

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Every time someone says “constitution” I hear @dopequeenpheebs saying “constitoosh” in my head. It’s helping.

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

I’m obsessed with how competent AF Fiona Hill.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain is simply not going to believe how dark it is later
#clockschange

[The Independent @Independent]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez grills former Exxon scientists on oil giant's climate change denial

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

After three weeks, one missed dose, and cumulatively spending over 3 hours on the phone, I’ve finally managed to schedule delivery of my “specialty medication” #thingstheydonttellyouabouthavingachronicillness #lifeadmin #autoinflammatory #autoimmune #chronicillness

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

I lived in Donny AND moved to America. Hopefully, the next step is becoming @tanfrance

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Listening to two people talk themselves out of #MarieKondo method despite thinking it looks like a great approach to tidying up. #TheLiesWeAllTellOurselves #BeenThere

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Bad news for US anglophiles named “Grant”, “Graham” and “Craig”. The #BritsInAmerica are likely left swiping you because we say your name in English and dating is hard enough.

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

I made myself a good ol’ English Sunday roast, but this is October in America so it’s 50% squash varieties + something called a whole “frying” chicken #BritsInAmerica

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

🙈🙉🙊 #EnglandvColombia

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

*returns home from holiday*

1 week later: OK, FINE! I’ll unpack.

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Struggling to find an angle by which my double chin isn’t reflected back at me by the #blackmirror buffer screen. It’s definitely not helping things but that one’s on me. #privatescreening #chinsfordays

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

I’d definitely be more into @united ‘s whole Private Screening thing if it actually worked #buffering Would it be working better had I not paid the $30+ for WiFi? #saltinthewound

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Pretending I’m onboard with the ol’ hip cleavage trend but really my swimsuit is too small.

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

Winter mint flavor is the worst #BritsInAmerica

[Paige Miles @PaigeMiles]

It’s an exciting time to be Oreo eater #lifestyle