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I can lick any cowboy

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@FranziaMom This is insanely easy and the book it’s from we use at least once a week

https://t.co/pW3QvaLnvl

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@FranziaMom “Hangover Game” got by far the biggest pop when I saw him

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@FranziaMom I sneak songs off this album onto every playlist

https://t.co/93W7GHJAs8

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@FranziaMom You guys still need a place to stay?

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@Andrew_FBB Drop Keller, Cease, or Bryce Miller for Christopher Sanchez?

[staring accusitorily at my wife while i die @Hegelbon]

[at a baseball game] GOD CARESS AMERICA / WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE [crowd begins booing] uh STAND BEHIND HER / WHEN YOURE INSIDE HER [trash flies]

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@TwoSeamNock My man loves a steamed up mirror

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@cloudnothings Sight Unseen pretty please

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@TwoSeamNock Can’t believe you tweeted this silently while we were shoulder to shoulder

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@Posteritati @Criterion @criterionchannl

[wint @dril]

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

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@intellegint Madres is incredible. Haven’t stopped listening to it.

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@bIoach Shitty livin ain’t all it’s cracked up to be-e-e

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Give it a try! #GregAbbottChallenge

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@PAPPADEMAS Which episode of justified are you on?

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@Badb0iNini Holy shit lol

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@TwoSeamNock That series has such a fun weird mix of perfect action setpieces, fun dialogue that borders on embarrassing, and the gall to end every movie with a damn Moby song