Bemused Observer

DIE Yearly Training coordinator | MP (Extension School) ‘16 | Proud Married Anti-Sex League regional coordinator

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I love my dead gay country

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@VivekGRamaswamy It’s quite simple, just find all the criminals and import cheaper H1-Bs to do their jobs

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@FriscoPD What is the legality of polluting waterways with statues?

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@AceRatzon Why is it all written in Mos Eisley text?

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@NBCNews I cannot wait until the reckoning

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@GrowingUpRetro Why is grandma lip syncing on stage? Did she get into the wine again?

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@Rishuu47 For the same reasons we don’t put fluorescent lights in our ceilings or have tile floors in our living rooms - namely, we’re not the third world.

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@Babygravy9 And every NPC conversation is still going to be with a malfunctioning unblinking android viewed through a fish eye lens

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@Cloudwatch199 Some advice: despite the fact that it is an excised space, you cannot in fact defecate in a polling booth

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@realDonaldTrump

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@elonmusk What do you think Anakin’s policy on H1-B visas would be, and would he appreciate being told to fuck his own face?

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@vasantbhatt14 Oh no you called him racist surely this is the end there’s no recovering he’s doomed oh god oh dear it’s over

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@katy4congress He can stand up without being short of breath, can you say the same?

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@Dazai_STI You are a degenerate mentally ill midwit. Have you castrated yourself yet?

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@Isari301 Because the Australians are beloved cousins to the Americans, and Diwali is a foreign tradition to them both.

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@thenodeproject Charles the Imam

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@Fair_and_Biased @c_h_e_m I really enjoy snug women lecturing me on what it’s like to be a man.

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@AntosteIIa Your child is dependent on you to feed it, literally from your own body, for the first several months of its life. Can you choose to “sever” that responsibility and letting starve to death?

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@BethesdaStudios Looking forward to the first gameplay pre-alpha teaser trailer in 2048

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@ALifeLongRecord

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@BinaryBit01 You’re getting deported