Paper Bag Sooner

Believer in Jesus and the #Sooners
Former D1 athlete

[Hayden DeLano @HaydenDeLano]

@PaperBagSooner Since I tweeted this… I’ve had kids, traveled to other countries, moved to 4 new towns, bought 2 different vehicles, 3 different houses, the list goes on… That’s an all time receipt sir! You’re correct! 😂

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Oklahoma National Champions

[N 𐙚 @67409_so]

3 words better than “i love you"??

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Not anymore pal

[Hayden DeLano @HaydenDeLano]

Worst offensive line in OU history. Hands down. The WORST.

[SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton]

John Mateer is not Oklahoma's biggest issue

Ben Arbuckle isn't the biggest issue either

Sooners' biggest issue is the offensive line

Oklahoma ranks #119 in Tackles For Loss allowed
Oklahoma ranks #128 in Yards Per Rush Attempt

OU constantly in 2nd & long, 3rd & long

[Bob Stoops @CoachBobStoops]

#Sooners have outscored Texas 119-45 combined over the last three years.

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@freddydoubles Buy an old Scotty on eBay

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@PeteThamel @MichaelWBratton Peter this is what happens when you tweet and drive

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@210Sooner 24-6 Georgia

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@ImDerBatman Been an orthopedic surgeon for the last 10 years. Completed over 200 knee replacements, acl repairs, patella repairs, and other minor operations. I have no clue if he will play. Just wanted to share my resume

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@rpeacock75 This is like going into a hospital and hitting the L Fortnite dance to someone with cancer

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@OUDaily Harold sounds like a guy who doesn’t care about football. Nerd.

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@NFFPCX @ParkerThune Joe C hired Buck. BV wanted Buster Faulkner. Fire BB tho

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@MTaylorTakes @TheMainLinePod Okay so we’re just pulling numbers out of our butt🤣 we paid 3-ish million for Mateer. Mensah’s deal at Miami is valued at 6-ish million.

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@TheMainLinePod @MTaylorTakes We just got the number 1 qb out of the portal 2 years ago…. I know he hasn’t panned out super well but we got him nonetheless, and no it’s not because we got arbuckle too. Mateer always wanted to play at OU

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@D353RT_J3D1 @SECcousinShane Almost word for word what I explained in a different response

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@Fosterke2 @SECcousinShane Yes of course they did. We’re hot garbage. It’s going to get much worse is my point

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@SECcousinShane OU is going to get exposed. Yes, even as the underdog with zero expectations, we will severely embarrass our university on Saturday in Athens. There will be coaching turnover on Monday morning.

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@TheMainLinePod I want the Kienholz kid from Louisville

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Every Arbuckle post-game press conferences this season:

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@okiefrmmskoge This admin is the biggest fraud. Openly spews garbage and does not care about OU. Let’s chatgpt and things they hear at logies influence their tweets. Probably some sorority girl who has reminders set on their phone to put out tweets