UncleRod

Breathing Legend, RIP Charles👼

[UncleRod @PapiChulo840]

Alright I’m back

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Texans and #49ers DC DeMeco Ryans have agreed to terms and he’ll be their new head coach, sources say. A homecoming for one of the franchise’s great leaders, as Houston gets its top choice. This will be announced today.

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

Retire the number 🫡

[UncleRod @PapiChulo840]

@HoustonTexans WAJ

[Banging The Can @BangingTheCan]

C. J. Stroud haters should feel pretty stupid right now. #HTownMade

[Coy @WickedCoy]

D Mo with the Arian Foster celly 🙏

outside of the loss, what a Texans debut day for him

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

THAT'LL DO IT 🤘

#HookEm

[UncleRod @PapiChulo840]

Mercilus🔥🔥

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

ONE CITY, ONE FAMILY, ONE SWARM.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

ONE CITY, ONE FAMILY, ONE SWARM.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Notre Dame's WR room consists of:

Elijah Burress (Son of Plaxico Burress)
Jerome Bettis Jr. (Son of Jerome Bettis)
Kaydon Finley (Son of JerMichael Finley)
Devin Fitzgerald (Son of Larry Fitzgerald)

Feel old yet?

[HOUcards @HoUcards]

The CJ Stroud slander is bananas

2025 Texans:

O-line 32nd, pass block 30th, run block 32nd. Running game 32nd with very poor efficiency. 25th in injuries. 1st year OC and CJ’s 3rd year.

With all that he was 11th in QBR and won playoff games.

[Tomorrow’s Retro @tomorrowsretro]

Since 2023 btw 😂🫵

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

We all miss him 🥹

[Jacob Barzilla @JacobBarzilla]

Texans’ in ESPNs top 100 list:

15. Will Anderson Jr.
21. Derek Stingley Jr.
39. Danielle Hunter
44. Nico Collins
91. Kamari Lassiter

I personally don’t think there are 100 players better than Calen Bullock, Jalen Pitre or Azeez-Al Shaair.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Aaron Donald left the Rams offices at noon PT today, without notifying team officials of his plans. Some doubts about his return were starting to creep into the organization’s thoughts. And then Donald announced that he is, in fact, returning. The Rams are loaded.

[James Boyd @RomeovilleKid]

#Fever star Caitlin Clark now has 21 points and 10 assists tonight, marking her 12th 20-point and 10-assist game *this season* and the 22nd of her career.

No one else in #WNBA history has more than 10 such games in their *entire career.*

Again, she makes abnormal look normal.

[big ounce @_bigounce]

What other team had three different elite WRs in three straight eras

[big ounce @_bigounce]

Being a Texans fan is great because you went from Andre Johnson to Nuk Hopkins to Nico Collins.

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

In all seriousness what

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

.@PFN365 ranks the Top 10 CBs in the NFL

1 - Derek Stingley Jr. (HOU)
2 - James Pierre (MIN)
3 - Joey Porter Jr. (PIT)
4 - Quinyon Mitchell (PHI)
5 - Donte Jackson (LAC)
6 - Mike Jackson (CAR)
7 - DJ Turner II (CIN)
8 - Jamel Dean (PIT)
9 - Pat Surtain II (DEN)
10 - Rasul Douglas (WAS)​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

*10 best CBs in the NFL based on last year's PFN CB Impact Scores.*

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Panthers head coach Dave Canales after joint practice vs the Texans:

“Two words: Danielle Hunter & Will Anderson, I think that’s four words actually. Those guys are fantastic players. That’s exactly what we needed to see. When we dropped back today, we couldn’t really do much. The rush was phenomenal. It was pretty lopsided today, I’ll be honest. If we want to be good, we have to be able to play against teams like this.”

[Sk 🦍 @CryLawson]

Will Anderson Jr and Myles Garrett deadass look like they are floating in mid are.

This shit is not normal 😭.