Papi McStuffins

Tweetin tweets, trolling trumpers, and scoping dumpers.

[Papi McStuffins @PapiMcStuffins]

@ESPNCleveland @MarkG_Medina Because he already decided.

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@Gideoomatic Wait until you all learn he didn’t know her and just spotted her in the crowd.

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Jeff Teague on LeBron James documenting is final season:

“He going to be in Cleveland. They doing documentary. It don’t even make sense to be anywhere else…. Listen Bron making his decision. Come on bro he did it already. He is not documenting the Wizards. It’s going to be perfect with him in Cleveland. You couldn’t write this sh*t no better, bro. I fu*k with Bron, bro. I fu*k with that. He do whatever the fu*k he want. And then still be at the highest level on whatever he do. Like it ain’t like he go somewhere and fu*k up your team.”

(Via @club520podcast)

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Jaylen Brown spent all summer calling Embiid a flopper

Now they’re teammates 😭😭

[olddirtybaroo @olddirty_baroo]

He's not finding his fucking happiness joining James Harden and Donovan Mitchell I can tell you that.

[Papi McStuffins @PapiMcStuffins]

@probablyleeroy @BrickCenter_ Tell em LeeRoy!!

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

Realize what is going on, here… if the refs call this obvious Flagrant on Wemby… he’s suspended. He’s over the Flagrant limit.

Insane.

[Papi McStuffins @PapiMcStuffins]

@BigKnickEnergy_ Snap his fucking praying mantis knee backwards

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Colts paid a higher draft pick price for Sauce Gardner than the Rams did for Myles Garrett:

Sauce: Adonai Mitchell, 2026 1st (No. 16 overall), 2027 1st

Garrett: Jared Verse, 2027 1st, 2028 2nd, 2029 3rd

[Papi McStuffins @PapiMcStuffins]

@jasonwhitlock https://t.co/59EXICaYR5

[Papi McStuffins @PapiMcStuffins]

@77WABCradio @grok between President Obama and President Trump, which of the two:

• was convicted of multiple felonies
• is suspected of being in the Epstein files
• has a reputation as misogynistic, homophobic and racist

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@sagesteele 😂😂🤡

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@EricSpracklen He never did bud

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

The most transparent administration in history still hasn’t released all the Epstein files or arrested anyone, but rolled out some UFO files today so you would get so excited that you forgot you are paying over $4.50/gallon because they are fighting another foreign war they said they would no longer fight.

Happy Friday everyone!

[Papi McStuffins @PapiMcStuffins]

@Colts What the actual fuck

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"

Trump: "Right"

[James Li @5149jamesli]

AMAZING!! $51 BILLION DOLLARS later, we are back to where we were on February 28.

WINNING!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUMP ON OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT IT CLOSED. IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO OPEN AND CLOSE THE SAME DOOR. ALSO, CONGRATS TO DONALD ON THINKING HE'D LOSE THE WAR IN 4-6 WEEKS BUT INSTEAD LOSING IT IN 38 DAYS. AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!

[Nic @puckrin]

So, let me get this straight.

Trump is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and doesn't need help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims he already destroyed last year.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

@RepNancyMace Tell that to Renee Good and Alex Pretti