Paradox

Ya know what, fuck it

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@LibezWolf It almost like the ENTIRE assassins creed franchise has been about genetic bloodline traits being passed down over time.

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@ckoopman This is insanely poignant, and they’re not gonna listen 🤷‍♂️

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@tigris0fgaul @it_a_me_knowlzy So your issue is that you’re not the main character???

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@Prosto_Hida @melissajcave Technically it’s, 12x1x3/12 (the unit your calculating in ((inches)) converted into the unit you desire (((yards)))) which base value is 36z

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@Prosto_Hida @melissajcave Why, it’s 12x1x3?

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@socoolrobyna Ok I can understand frustration. But respectfully this is a four way ROAD INTERSECTION. I’d be happy to see this mural (this is some quality artwork) in a different location. But I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that we can’t cover entire intersections in rainbow stripes.

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@DarrigoMelanie 6 ARGUMENTS STRAIGHT saying: “Give me free stuff” like do you not see it? Orrrr, like what’s wrong here that I’m not getting??

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@SharpFootball Yeah this play looks really bad, but tbf 🤓☝️, I think he was trying to protect from a “crack back” penalty (I think I made that term up idk what it’s called)

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@FlocabGD Because as someone who’s been using YouTube as one my primary sources of entertainment for most of my life. The necessity of YouTube+ only exists because of ad-flation. THEY made the website a pain in the ass to use, and expect ME to pay for my convenience back. So fuck em.

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@FPSthetics https://t.co/HO4r3WhYQi

You were saying?

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@atgarone @Joltzdude139 At this point it’s not about the statements or maturity of the guy, it comes down to professionalism. Buddy has none, and hey, he’s the CEO and I’m the guy on twitter 🤷‍♂️, but a lot of these “guys on twitter” are who put food on the table for him, whether he likes it or not

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

POV: your my dog and I’m waiting for my pizza rolls to finish

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Jack Black tries to scare off paparazzi while at the beach then runs away after being told he’s getting recorded 😭😭

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@FitMarshmellow Lmao I watched this movie literally last night and he goes from “I want my arm back” to “all humans are inferior and should either mutate or die” in like 10 lines of dialogue.

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@Jawmuncher They’ve been self stroking for the last 10 years cause they made one GOAT Game (realistically like a 9-9.5) and one 8/10. Not saying I hate them, but I definitely feel like this is the underlying sentiment.

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@royalserf The combined credit card debt of the people in that building finally caught up to the economy, now we’re paying for their opulence.

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@mmmmmmmmiller Literally couldn’t possibly be less relevant in 6 months, calling it now

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@kyleumlang In clip 1 the defender has already made the move and the quarterback chooses the throw over protecting himself, in clip 2 the defenders have a moment after the throw to react and #10 decides to make his little point so yeah clip 2 is a penalty, play ball

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

It’s wierd when a mf who’s never played a down of professional football acts like a cornerback picking literally Derrick Henry (ya know, a star running back) off his feet and planting him on his back isn’t impressive

[🔱Señor Bob🔱 @0FTHEROSE_]

It’s weird when people who have obviously played football their whole lives act like it’s some magical feat that a guy with momentum made a hit like this on a guy just turning around, regardless of their size difference

[Paradox @Paradoxsicle]

@MargwaNetwork Guys it’s not complicated, it’s the first one in the list, Kino used to RUN the playtime leaderboards. It’s not about gobblegums or exploits, people have and will always take the path of least resistance.