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Like the paranormal?? Like smut?? Join the club!! We research the paranormally sexual and the sexually paranormal. WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.
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Were Diana and Liza simply not doing cocaine in our reality at the time this photo was taken (9.19.1991) OR was it edited out? The question is currently under investigation. To find out more and how it relates to time travel, read SYBARITE. https://t.co/z12i9W2ojt
FRAN DRESCHER fans (franatics????) need to head over to Alternate Reality 00043995 where Fran is a MEGASTAR! https://t.co/7AIt4r6GOC
NEW SYBARITE IS HERE!!!!!! Links are in this post! Please join the SEXY DRUG-ADDLED TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE and possibly save PRINCESS DIANA'S LIFE!! https://t.co/un1c58hdMU
The new issue of SYBARITE is coming so get ready to CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE and maybe save Princess Diana’s life!
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It’s nigh time for a new edition of SYBARITE! This one is a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE starring Princess Diana, Camilla, Weird Al, Liza Minnelli, AND YOU!!!!! Coming soon! In the meantime, check out earlier issues. https://t.co/P2LP5h8KAi
we're starting the IMPORTANT conversations!
This is Cici the #cheese golem. She sacrificed a good portion of her body to satisfy the SYBARITE launch party attendees. https://t.co/P2LP5h8cKK
This cryptid of an unknown origin is a true SYBARITE. The Paranormal Smut Club is investigating his evolutionary origins. He is very likely at least part potato.
The Paranormal Smut Club celebrated the launch of the new issue of SYBARITE last night with some spellcraft and fire! AND SMORES! Download the issue now!!! https://t.co/dYpWFung9f
THE NEW ISSUE IS READY FOR DOWNLOAD! https://t.co/dYpWFuERxP
from what we at PSC can surmise, these members of PUSS (Philosophical Union of Sybaritic Supernaturalists) appear to be enjoying a perfectly normal and not-at-all-unusual day in the park. meow!
banned in 32 states but required reading for the members of the Paranormal Smut Club. become a member today!!! just fyi- the goo woman is definitely real and she is EXTREMELY SEXY - much too sexy for form and structure
The tasty souls series was banned in 32 states
PSC scholars have identified this woman as Minerva Culpepper, an aspiring inventor who actually patented (US436004D1) these sleeves, colloquially known as “keep-your-damned-distance sleeves.”
This image is from the Sybarite Archives discovered and maintained by our colleagues in the Paranormal Smut Club of AR00043995 (AR=Alternate Reality). They called themselves the Philosophical Union of Sybaritic Supernaturalists (PUSS). https://t.co/U9NdpQQpDS
did u know that Nikola #Tesla invented (and eventually married) a steam-powered f*ck machine???? well, he did. he unveiled it at the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago (in Alternate Reality 00043995) to a horrified but enraptured crowd
The pandemic has really pushed people to get creative. Here's one woman’s account of reanimating skeletons to have sex with and thus remain covid-compliant. PSC reads this as an instructional manual for how to raise the dead to suit one’s sexual purposes. https://t.co/5sgdSVdcxd
Much like gremlins, most people think of male grinches as the standard and female as the deviation, but that is patriarchy-perpetuating perjury. We support female grinch visibility!
🎄TEN DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS🎄
Happy to see that Cate Blanchett is a fan of our work! Get your digital copy of Sybarite here: https://t.co/b6GO6ORtDl
The first issue of Sybarite, December 1979 (from Alternate Reality 00043995), is complete and available for download! PSC hopes you find it educational and, perhaps more importantly, arousing! https://t.co/b6GO6ORtDl
We are absolutely THRILLED to announce our latest project! We have been hard at work on a careful reproduction of SYBARITE, a magazine recently discovered by PSC members working undercover in an Alternate Reality (AR00043995). The Dec 1979 issue is nearly complete!
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