Parent.Parody

I don't like to clean up, clean up.
I don't like standing here pointing to every single piece
I don't like how many times I have already said please

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

Finally posted my first parody. Based on Taylor Swift's "Gold Rush" I present to you "Clean Up"

httpsttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeAYDSuJ/

[Ben Tietje still tweets 🐦 @Tietje]

“Do you have a flavor?”

La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@Ziggier_ thank you aimee

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@USANetwork we NEED a White Collar episode about this case!! Imagine Neil’s face when having to recreate Taco Bell art
@MattBomer @TimDeKay @TiffaniThiessen
https://t.co/VohKHbaVOp

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@JayWamsted I have to teach middle schoolers the cooking term “cream”

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

Me: oh good I can be early to my appointment.

Kids: we’re going to make you so late.

[Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad]

My 6yo is currently watching a video of himself singing “daddy’s very grumpy all the time” and I’d probably find it hilarious if I wasn’t grumpy all the time

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

No worse thing for a jig to be than up, imo.

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

Me: What should we watch?

Husband: We could watch that show with that one person in it.

Me: ???

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

I finally did all my kids laundry and loading the laundry machine was like an archaeological dig as I went through layers of soccer jerseys & ballet tights & cold weather clothes. It’s like I got to relive the last two months through my children’s dirty laundry.

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

I didn’t get my sons birthday party planned on time so I had to send him to school with pseudo invites that said “text me so I can get you a real invite!” So embarrassing.

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@MaltOMealCereal There was nothing wrong with the cereal! We thought it was hilarious that marshmallow cereal was what finally got the tooth out 😂

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

My son accidentally swallowed his tooth when it fell out while eating @MaltOMealCereal Marshmallow Mateys and he’s very upset because he wanted to keep the tooth and nothing prepared me for this.

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

You should clarify that Little Red Riding Hood was wearing other clothes IN ADDITION TO the hood when telling the story

I know this now

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@wittyotter_ Lol at Bobby pins. I’ll include a few safety pins in each order

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@CatDocMD Do it!!

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@wittyotter_ Perfect! You will have to figure out how to attach it to the crop too though 🤣

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

“Mom I want you to come sit at the other table with me.” My son whines to me. I respond gently, “I know bud, but I’m already sitting here and I want to spend more time with my parents.”

It took about 3 seconds for the irony to set in.

[Parent.Parody @ParentParody]

@kevinthedad My husband makes me play this too!! “Hey is this milk still good?” I’m so sick of smelling everything 😭

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

They're called hummingbirds because they don't know the words to any of the bird songs.