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[blau ☆ @blaubeerie]

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[Interfacing Linux @intlinux]

GameBoy emulator from the International Obfuscated C Code contest.

[エイヴ @gokigenyou_ave]

モンスターズインクは悲鳴より笑い声の方がエネルギーになると気づいたが、実は喘ぎ声の方がエネルギーになることはまだ知られていない
そのことが怪物たちにバレたら、モンスターズインクはモンスターズインキュになり、色気の全くないないマイクワゾウスキはクビになる

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[serene @armourgraces]

“adhd meds Wow this is what normal ppl feel like” No. “normal” “people” dont “feel like” anything bc they dont exist. you are being stimulated by a stimulant. it feels normal because you live in 5th Reich Methworld

[Jelly 【=◈︿◈=】 @Bonnybel_]

Miku and toro

[soup @s0upworld]

threw a party the other night and he was so popular he still smells like other women’s perfume

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

This is it. If the visions are true, today, during the last stretch of my walk, I will be ambushed and clubbed to death by a band of demihumans. They will strip the clothes off my corpse and wear them. They might also mock my voice, which has been described as gay-adjacent

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I've never paid "top dollar" for anything. Even if I was wealthy, I doubt I wou- hang on. Imagine if I was wealthy. Whoa. All that money, mine... I need to hoard it. I need to hoard my wealth. I have money now and I need to hoard it.

[parlf @ParifiedSR]

@natashaunlocked that sjw chapter was so awkward

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

this is how murakami writes female characters

[slava @namw67]

i just made some bulshhiiiiiiittttttt

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Technological progress — valuable in itself — requires careful discernment of the anthropological vision that guides it and the ends it pursues. If technological development advances without a corresponding ethical and social progress, the result may be an increase in means without a growth in humanity: “having more” without “being more.” There is a risk that individuals will be evaluated principally according to the outcomes they produce. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs7jyT

[amannshi @amannnshi]

Head in the clouds~~

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[jenny 🍏 @jenishiiarts]

so i put my headphones on !⋅˚₊🪼🫧✨𖦹⋆.࿔*:

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Footage allegedly shared by a U.S. soldier appears to show HIMARS missile launches targeting Iran from an undisclosed Gulf nation during the recent U.S.-Iran conflict.