Sam Brooks

Nosey parker

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Hydration break.

[senfre @senfre_]

I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.

Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.

[John Martin @JohnMartin1975]

@TheNotoriousMMA Conor knows all about illegal entry... rapist scumcunt 🙄

[Highland__Paddy @Highland__paddy]

Absolutely howling at some of these answers 🤣

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@leeswfc1977 Ewoks turned it into a 1/10 😆

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@SkyNews @TrevorPTweets Please stop giving this air time - bloody idiots for going in the first place. FAFO

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

An incredible bit of sports journalism by The Guardian here. A short summary of the playing style of all 48 World Cup nations and a short profile of all 1248 World Cup players. Bookmark and refer to the resources when watching the obscure matches: https://t.co/tdLGq8en0o

[niko 🇧🇼 @nik0_mcr]

This is a terrifying development from a club within City Football Group, and once again has Ferran Soriano's fingerprints all over it.

This simply cannot come to England, and needs revoking for NYCFC fans.

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@WelsbyElton New Liverpool manager

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@davidoncricket @NoContextCounty Came here to post this 😆

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Bruce Forsyth’s drunken ghost is said to be haunting Andy Burnham’s morning jogs in Makerfield, crooning the Japanese national anthem while swigging Jack Daniel’s and shouting, “Nice to see you, to see you… terrified!”

{satire}

[Luke Warm Dave @DaveLukewarm]

The proceeds of crime act should see Peter Murrell's fraudulently obtained art collection handed over to the National Galleries of Scotland for the nations enjoyment.

The centre piece of which is "The Derision of a Fallen Woman" by Italian Baroque artists Caravanaggio.

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@superTV247

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

For a moment, I thought he meant us

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Good morning! Nice to see you to see you… https://t.co/Rjd5S4BbUO

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@thegingerwig What a day 😁

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@PierslandKillie @PrestwichBlue Lovely 🙂

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@BBCMOTD Wtf from Eze 😭

[Sam Brooks @Parisamsyerman]

@FatToasty