Parkourr

I play fighting games. And other games. Anime was a mistake. MKE FGC.

[Okizeme Coffee Company @okizemecoffee]

We are setup up and ready at Kitsune Con In Green Bay!

Come stop by and grab a sample and a sticker! We have all blends in stock!

[HH ⚜️ @HARDHEAD7WD]

All the people who were complaining last week for PlayStation to keep physical games just jumped at the chance to buy the overpriced Black Ops ports on PS5 that DO NOT have a physical copy, directly contributing to the data PS is using to say u dont want Physical Games. Im tired

[Parkourr @Parkourr__]

@Mortdog One of the best devs to ever do it. 🐐

[Parkourr @Parkourr__]

@GenericEdBoi Learn a fighting game (2XKO is free!)

[Parkourr @Parkourr__]

I can't take this shit anymore, I'm moving to the Islamic Republic of Japan.

[Parkourr @Parkourr__]

This makes me want to commit atrocities against all suites
https://t.co/1hwJHqnepK

[Christian Allen @Serellan]

One time I was demoing to the head of one of the big publishers.

I handed him the controller and asked, "Want to try?"

He froze. The room went silent. He pulled out his phone and said he had a call.

The execs were furious.

"He doesn't know how to use an xbox controller."

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[GB, garou brabo 🤜🤛 @workernetZX]

I'm gonna tap the sign

[Scoundrel @SoakUpThe_Sun]

Every min wage job I’ve ever had: “You shouldn’t just be standing around there’s always something to do”

Every white collar job I’ve ever had: “Yeah sorry we don’t have much for you to do this week. Just make sure you’re available in case we need you”

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38

[Kuon @EpiJBP]

Final DQ calcs:

IVS: 39%
ROA2: 33%
COTW: 30%
VSAV: 27%
UNI2: 23%
VF5: 21%
2XKO: 20%
BBCF: 19%
GBVR: 19%
GGST: 18%
SSF6: 15%
TEK8: 14%

All things considering, I'm actually the most surprised by 2XKO. I was thinking it would fall off a bit more but it's still going strong.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

It’s not “Socialism” it’s common sense.

According to the 2026 Index of Economic Freedom, there are 27 countries that are truly and fully capitalist.

Every single one has universal healthcare, 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single one has paid parental leave. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single country has unionization rates above 10%. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single country has job protection laws. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

Every single country has mandatory employer provided PTO. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐔𝐬.

We have the lowest literacy rate of all the developed Capitalist countries.

We have the lowest life expectancy of all developed Capitalist countries.

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[The Church of the Bell @Churchofthebell]

Rivals DQ rate lowkey not even that bad yall just bitching LOL

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

I will die on this hill if necessary.

The United States guaranteed the rights of atheists in the first ten words of the Bill of Rights. I should not have to avoid entire states because they institutionally indoctrinate kids into magical thinking.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

So Mamdani got landlords to fix their properties, balanced the city budget, lowered crime, froze rent, taxed the rich, and launched a free day care program and y’all still saying socialism will fail.

Ignorance.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Today, Iran is playing Egypt on the world stage in Seattle, while the host country is actively bombing Iran.

A team is performing under the flag of a nation whose people are being attacked by the very country hosting them.

It’s history unfolding in the most dystopian way.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Has there ever been a World Cup where a team is playing in the host country on the literal same day that the host country is bombing that team's country?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Friendly reminder: If a president can take your rights away and your only hope is to replace that president with a one who will give them back, you don’t have rights; you have conditional privileges.