Parodiem

Social media marketing from a unique perspective.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Dogs should judge the dog show

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

GOOD NEWS: Your MacBook Pro saves your life by stopping a bullet.

BAD NEWS: Life-saving bullet catches are not covered by AppleCare. 💰 💵 https://t.co/4hdy4gbfxZ

[Jerry Lock’s Data Center @jlock17]

If a handyman ad says "No job too big or too small," call and ask for quote to change a bulb and to build a wall along the Mexican border.

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.@RELEVANTpodcast #RP454:
#Lolla2015
#LivePodcastHoneymoon
#EdgyEddie
#JoyEngaged
#ICYMI
#LexusHover
#LollaRecap
#WhatILearnedAtLollapalooza

[Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks]

#WhatDoesTheBibleSay about decaf coffee?

“having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such.” (2 Tim 3:5)

[Jeremiah D. Martin @jeremiahdmartin]

Rumor has it, the "If You Like Piña Coladas" couple met on #AshleyMadison. #AshleyMadisonHack

[Duffel Blog @DuffelBlog]

New VFW Study Estimates More Than 15 Billion Enemy Dead Since 1776 http://t.co/jzjIaYGRTy

[Alec Moore @AlecMoore]

"I can't even."
- odd numbers

#icanteven

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Time to reach 100 million users (years)

Telephone 75
Web 7
Facebook 4
Instagram 2
@periscopeco < 1 year

#codecon

[Parodiem @Parodiem]

Ed Balls https://t.co/BKkkbsis0O

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Peyton Clark @peytonpclark]

Guardians of the Guacamole #FattenAMovie

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

List of Things I Want (continued):
5,755. Punch in face
5,756. Toenail ripped off
5,757. Apple Watch
5,758. Teeth knocked out

[Meghan Aumen Lawrence @megaumen]

Help me prove my students wrong! Go retweet!!

[Chase A. Thompson @chaseathompson]

Pretty much no matter who you are, Samuel Whittemore, even at 80 years old, was tougher than you. #oldschool

[A Huge Ship 🚢💨 @AHugeShip]

...and sometimes the Lord speaks very clearly
http://t.co/GsLHVhWV7P

[Podcast Hashtags @PodcastHashtags]

.@RELEVANTPodcast #RP436:
#JoelHoustonsBabyHair
#DrBabyTeeth
#Lebanon
#DoubleLunch
#FaceTimeHat
#Hillsong
#PeterRollins
#ShofarFireAlarms