Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib

Not to be followed if you have a preexisting heart condition or if you take nitrates for chest pain. Kansas & Tulane grad.

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

This could be a Renaissance painting.

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@Zdiverz @odysseymovie @UniversalPics Why do you tweet like Sméagol?

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

I’ve often said:

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

With the jalapeño’s heat deliberately dulled to the point of soullessness, Texans have only one option.

We must discard the jalapeño—in pico de gallo, on nachos, and cooked alongside meats, for starters—and embrace its spicier sibling, the serrano, as our everyday chile. https://t.co/WisdDnCV3a

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

Begging sports fans to understand the context of “Houston, we have a problem.” Houston never had the problem. Houston solved the problem. Houston celebrated. It’s corny AF and a 55 year old reference. Maybe this century y’all can come up with something new.

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@NFL_DovKleiman

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

@erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

[carl steezer @carlsteez]

@Jonny142000 @BarstoolBigCat If the Dodgers played the Taliban I’d be in the crowd wearing a burka

[Jacob @jwils3791]

@CollegeGameDay @ESPNMcGee Jayhawkers were fighting Missourians to stop the spread of slavery into Kansas btw since this video fails to mention that.

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@CryptidPolitics @CollinRugg

[Tulane Football @GreenWaveFB]

Period.

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@SolomonRCJH Just told my 10yo daughter about #DJT. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#TrumpKanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that
I can celebrate.

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@SolomonRCJH In case you didn’t know the name of the song is Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@SolomonRCJH

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@braun_taun Lmao thanks man

[sarah ☻ @pancakes4brina]

sports are better when you have hate in your heart

[Rev. Sleezebag Al-Gaib @ParodyStephenM]

@AustinAppino @HoustonTexans The Texans have more playoff wins since the year 2000 than the Cowboys and the Texans weren’t even a franchise in the year 2000.