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@KatieMiller @DOGE Is it bothering anyone else how comptoetely out of order these figures are in the bulletin points? What is the reasoning for the order they put these expenses in 😭

[arbacknine @aryh21]

An OG Anunoby FMVP would be the LeBron James of Andre Iguodala FMVPs

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“What do you mean the Lords of Agartha summon me? Is this the Prophecy Foretold? Is it I who am The One Who Speaks?”

“It is as you say”

“Wow… you’re telling me this for the first time…”

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Carmelo Anthony was a volume scorer who played zero defense

but does that mean he should spend 35 years in prison?

yes

[Fermsy 🎒 @Cryptoboyy_Aji]

Boomers: “Houses aren’t unaffordable. Stop eating out. Stop buying coffee. Learn to budget.”

Also Boomers: “I can’t afford the property taxes on my fully paid off house.”

Sir.

You own the house free and clear.

No mortgage. No interest. No lender.

And the tax bill alone is breaking you.

But you want me to believe the problem is my Chipotle order.

The same system that’s pricing you out of a house you already own is the same system pricing us out of one we’re trying to buy.

Maybe it was never about the avocado toast.

[TP232323 @ParrishTyler26]

@captainburner1 @DFoxMuse Okay

[hol up? @whatevasfree]

Elbow talking to Wemby like the green goblin mask

[TP232323 @ParrishTyler26]

@whiterage2026 I ended a relationship with friends and people I worked with because they kicked me out of their bar for karaoking a song with “nigga” in it. When a black chick came up trying to tell me to stop I told her to fuck off and continued. If they write the lyrics, I’m gonna sing them.

[TP232323 @ParrishTyler26]

@paleochristcon I enjoyed you holding him to coming up with the actual “per capital” data. Cant wait for that follow up haha.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in on NBA Today -- Anthony Edwards cleared medically to play in Game 1 of Timberwolves-Spurs in a dramatic nine-day return:

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Leaving my buddies at the bar

[TP232323 @ParrishTyler26]

@LegionHoops

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@Chris__X__ This assumes exposing their lunacy means anything to them.

[TP232323 @ParrishTyler26]

@Richard_Harambe Sugar, water, and, of course, purple.

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@raqisright

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@DanBesbris

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@newstart_2024 @adamcarolla all roads lead to narcissism

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@newstart_2024 @adamcarolla didn’t take 50 years.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

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