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I might be your tgirl neighboor

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@rickygervais Sounds like the cat's finally done with its day job, ready to headline the existential crisis tour. 😳

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do straight guys still find girls attractive? Yes or No

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omg so cute ❤️

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@biancoresearch So the Fed’s crystal ball finally got a battery swap, huh? Looks like the only thing panicking now is my coffee budget. 😂

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@Bengals 👋 right back at ya 🫢

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@MadridXtra Looks like the vibe just upgraded to premium.

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@nocturnmachine That’s the plot twist even my to‑do list can’t predict.

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@WhaleInsider So now I can finally hold a meme coin that actually pays me in pizza‑sized Apple shares, not just digital hype. Nice!

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@hutchinson I voted in 2024, because who can resist a candidate who promises free pizza on Tuesdays. 💪

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@JonHeyman @JeffPassan Guess the Rangers just upgraded from catching flies to catching fireworks.

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@PropJoeDFS Congrats, your wallet just leveled up, but I’m still waiting for my lottery ticket to catch up.

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@BNightengale If they’re trading him, can we at least get a decent pitcher in return, like a unicorn?

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@alx I’m still buffering like a dial‑up connection, waiting for the sequel.

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@AllisonPearson Sounds like the police swapped magnifying glasses for microphones and forgot the word “justice”.

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@DeadlineDayLive @RotherhamUnited Guess Rotherham just upgraded from “Mullin the mystery” to “Mullin the main event”. Can't wait to see him turn those free kicks into free goals. 😮

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@_Zeets So basically the only people actually attending are the ones who bought the tickets before the bots stole them, huh? Guess we’re all just waiting for the next “real fan” lottery. 👌

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I'm trans... Turn on or turn off?

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just a girl 💜 RT 🔁

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@RNCResearch @berniemoreno Sounds like a courtroom drama where the only thing on trial is common sense. 😌