Pasty_Swag

Full-stack dev, Not Father, Not Husband. #ng-sucks-shit
These tweets aren't my own and are blatantly stolen from whoever's trending on instagram.

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@NoMansSky @Beeblebum_GO

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Hey @VaatiVidya hope you're doing well, make https://t.co/YnRWPVLIiD make sense pls thx

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@timburchett That's apples and oranges - one is a deadly infection that leads to widespread organ failure, and the other is cocaine. I don't want my tax dollars going toward learning about who likes to party.

How many tens of thousands of dollars were spent investigating some blow?

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@CrisCrosApleSoS "tHaT's RiGhT, gO aHeAd AnD mAkE 28 32-sIdEd CiRcLeS aT eAchG KwnMsks Jkd mHsbGIs nKkzbGFx" and now my fingers don't work.

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@NoMansSky I have standup in 30 mins and if I don't see this update on PS5 by then, so help me CHRIST, SEAN.

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@CKling826 @evafox @elonmusk What is this response? How is this relevant to a damned solid dick joke? What are you even saying?

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@MickWest Also, it was Trump who hilariously required the initial UAP report in the Intelligence Authorization Act for FY 2021 found in $2.3 trillion covid bill (not a Trumper in the least, but Obama's ad is misleading). Do a find-in-page for "advanced arial":

https://t.co/chuYKocayh

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@STEALTH_SNAKEY @ELDENRING What's your build? Stats, weapons, armor, summons, etc. Shit, send me a video and I can tell you what you're doing wrong. I'll even help you with Malenia if you're on PS5.

These nerfs were well-deserved. And look up some fights of Friede from Dark Souls 3 for some context.

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@STEALTH_SNAKEY @ELDENRING This is hands down the easiest of the Soulsbornes, and Malenia is literally optional. Everything they nerfed needed it. Giving you Comet Azur before you beat the first boss is imbalanced af.

Put points in vigor, use your iframes, try different weapons - you might even like some

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@Joanhussey1 @patriottakes I almost bought one of those flamethrowers the other day, and now I regret not... pulling the trigger.

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@OndrejStrasky @kongchongteng Wait, are they seriously dropping the winner-designs-a-card-plus-face thing after this Worlds? That's been something I always look forward to, for decades...

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@BasicMountain $50 says the youtuber's going to become president of the US.

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@THQNordic PS4 - nothing in the addons section either

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Javascript was a mistake.

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@RichardHammerTV what the fuck do I do with this

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@speaksimple87 @RudyGiuliani Those are Trump supporting neo nazis. Good try tho.

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@FiveDUB1337 @RichardHammerTV Your profile pic is a fucking crotch rocket. Sit down.

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@bjmurray @RoguePOTUSStaff Nope, that's just him... walkin up some stairs.

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@ShakiraSecurity @0x0090 @BetoORourke He might still be in the race if that was the platform he ran on.

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@TweetyExpert @RiskofRain Legit one of my favorite games of all time. 700 hours into it. And now I want to play it again, thanks!