Translation from corporate-speak:
“CrowdStrike broke your business today but please remember YOU are the problem - not us. We won’t provide any helpful information here. Remember: You should actually be apologizing to us for using computers in your business. Awwwwwww boo hoo - you couldn’t run your company on carrier pigeons alone? We will fix this problem when we get around to it, or we won’t. Log into our support portal (which is also probably down right now) for more info. Get a grip.”
Money is not a real resource. Money is not a productive resource. Money is a relative resource. Money is a competitive resource. Money is the resource which we use to determine the distribution of the real resources.