Patrick DiMarchi

Writer. Stand Up. Bonsai owner. Organized Nomad. Hablo Español. Always down for a good conversation. 🇺🇸✍🏻 Go Redskins.

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

Asking a musician to side with Palestine after Palestine used a musical event as their first point of attack against Israel is mind blowing levels of irony.

[gabe @allgarbled]

People claim to hate driving in traffic. And yet any time you look at a gridlocked highway, it’s full of cars, and those people chose to be there. Therefore revealed preferences would suggest that people actually do want to drive in traffic.

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

Ole Miss v LSU. One of the best games you’ll see all season.

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

If you take hush money after some sort of sexual encounter, hasn’t this just now become prostitution?

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

@swd2 If you take hush money after sexual relations, isn’t that just prostitution?

[Andy Compton @andycompton_]

As a screenwriter and filmmaker, I pride myself on guessing the best time to go pee during a movie based on my knowledge of story structure 🫡

[Drew @drewdyck]

“One of the nice things God does is not let the people who don’t have kids know what they’re missing.”

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

“The American culture is we start from scratch, and we beat you”
- Lee Kuan Yew, describing the USA

[Sam שמואל @Tzioni2]

As Yom Kippur approaches, to everyone I’ve wronged, been mean to or been rude to this year, please take some time to reflect on what you did to make me act that way.

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

As a man this far into life, I am only certain of one thing. The existence around me operates with the sole purpose to keep me from watching the college football I want.

[The Viscount ⚓️🇺🇲 @Viscountpost]

The seagull. Commonly found on the coasts, loud, and don't do anything useful.

[Charlie Walsham @CharlieWalsham_]

The most dangerous political idea is not “You are wrong.”

It is “You are not permitted to disagree.”

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

I guess it’s not surprising to see a guy who got famous doing a song about shoplifting causing problems.

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

If Macklemore wanted to express himself and his views on a stage, as he does as an artist, he should have written a song, he’s a musician, that’s what they do. And the people in front of him were there for music. But instead, all he did was preach when people paid for music.

[Howard Lovy @Howard_Lovy]

You know who was really silenced and canceled at a music event? The Nova massacre victims in Israel, who were brutally kidnapped, tortured, raped, and murdered by those whom pieces of garbage like Macklemore idolize.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I believe the main reason people attend concerts anyway is to have political opinions shouted at them. Idealy I would like to see the music component of these events phased out completely so they can just become very expensive political rallies like what they did with the comedy.

[Patrick DiMarchi @PatDiMarchi]

Wow. Pure moron here.

[John D. Macari Jr. 🇺🇸🗽 @JohnDMacari]

INSANE: Watch Socialist NYC Council member @tiffany_caban struggle to understand that the NYPD only tracks crimes on their crime data reporting.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

"Everyone wants to live at the expense of the state. They forget that the state lives at the expense of everyone."

-Frédéric Bastiat