pat3inthecle

Mostly CLE sports takes - they seem to be fun.

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@RapSheet @AthletesFirst Stefanski will waste him on 4 yard routes on 3rd and 7. Too bad - he’s got a lot of talent

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@realcavsfans Analytics works until it doesn’t - overfitting

[German Shepherd Dad 🇺🇸 & 🔥 @FlagAndFire]

HERE’S THE FUNNY PART ABOUT JIMMY CARR’S “CAPITALISM VS COMMUNISM” BIT

Jimmy Carr gets asked about Ticketmaster and—without flinching—basically says:

“If you don’t like the fees, don’t go see Taylor Swift. I’m a capitalist. You’re a capitalist. We ALL are.”

Then somebody lobs a communism question at him and he shifts gears like a professor with a punchline:

“From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.”

Great for your family. Maybe workable in a tiny community.

But scale it nationwide and suddenly it’s: f**k those other guys.

He even nails it with the closer:

American Communism isn’t communism at all — it’s American Marxism.

It’s Wokism.

It’s basically a status costume for people who want power without responsibility.

Bookmark this — comedians are telling the truth louder than the politicians again.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt Of Not Wanting To Destroy California https://t.co/qkaKjxgSdA

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@NextRoundLive Who is the biggest fraud and most underrated team. My vote is Florida for fraud - TCU for underrated

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

One week from now, on May 11th, the statute of limitations expires on the possibility of indicting Anthony Fauci for denying under oath that he funded gain-of-function research involving bat coronaviruses in Wuhan, the origin city of the pandemic.

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@micah_erfan @MSpoehr You forgot the entirety of New England because it was already done.

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@LarryMcNutt7 Agreed. If the Cavs stop shooting themselves in the foot they win by 20

[MaggieWise ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @maggiewise111]

@OJaneco28 @gotrice2024 @EricLDaugh @WhiteHouse They’re Not Against Wealth - They’re Against Your Wealth

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@RuiterWrongFAN @bpayne34

[Janie Johnson - America is Exceptional @jjauthor]

Socialism is a tool used to prevent mass prosperity!”

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Socialism has a 100% success rate of failure.
Socialism is fertilizer for imbeciles.
Friends don’t let friends do socialism.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Retweet if you think @elonmusk should be back at DOGE.

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@Brownssuperbow3 @EverettBrock88 Not anymore.

[Everett Brock @EverettBrock88]

Mary Kay Cabot mass unfollowing. Spread the word.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Must be exhausting to be for gerrymandering one week and against it the next.

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@WalshFreedom @RpsAgainstTrump Yes democrats do get attacked - but they are either Jewish or vote against the radical lefts wishes. They are bullies and until normal people stand up to them they will keep doing this stuff.

[pat3inthecle @PatHolmes16]

@ClassicBrowns I get it - but when the Steelers suck I am happy