Kaiser

Giants fan since 2015. Didn’t even get the superbowls

[The Football Grump @football_grump]

Giants rookies reported for the start of training camp today. This means that yesterday was the last day of the OFFSEASON and today is officially the first day of the PRESEASON.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

While Americans are focused on other things, like how to make ends meet in the face of a rapidly rising cost of living, tomorrow the House will vote to merge our military technology and supply chains with Israel’s. Our Founder’s would be appalled at what Congress is doing now.

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Sneaky athletic Killer Whale

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you know what? fuck you *bullpups your 747*

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Belgian’s when you tell them they have to play against the 135th FIFA ranked striker

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

About to introduce Europe to one of our most sacred traditions.

Seattle primetime game bullshit

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Kaiser @PatmbMahBal]

And give us Argentina in the finals #usa

[Paul Booming @blakebooming]

Line it up bitch

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bring it on Waffle Boy. #WhyNotUS

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

USA rides with Mexico 🤝

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

sorry but if times square stays on so does my AC. setting mine to 69

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

USA 2

Rest of the fucking world 0