Patrick Haas

Partnership Marketing | Brand Strategy | Cultural Intelligence

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@BarstoolChief Probably not as much regret as the people that bought at that price regret it

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@Tpars_boii @DannyPhantom24 It’s easy to find “great” defenses without a guy paid at the top of his position. Seattle just did it. Denver spreads it around. Pats dynasty

But for us, Micah being great alone didn’t make the defense great

Good luck in GB tho, must be exhausting searching his name everyday.

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@ColinSimmons__ Amazing and inspiring work, Colin

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@BenRogers Bobbled snap, set this all in motion

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@JohnOwning https://t.co/pqK5oXqN1T

[Spotrac @spotrac]

#NFL BLOCKBUSTER

#Packers Acquire
ED Micah Parsons*

#Cowboys Acquire
Two 1st Rd Picks
DL Kenny Clark
- 2025: $2.3M
- 2026: $21.5M
- 2027: $20M

GB signs Parsons to a 4 year, $188M extension that includes $136M guaranteed, $120M full at signing.

Clark leaves behind dead hits of:
2025: $18.065M
2026: $17M

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@NickHarrisFWST Nick, just finished Talkin’ Cowboys.

The example you’re looking for, admittedly not a cut, was when they traded Charvarius Ward for a OL who never played.

Not saying it’s a regular occurrence but they’re also not infallible on 53-man roster moves.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

We have activated Miro Heiskanen from the Long-Term Injured Reserve (LTIR).

[Bruce LeVine @BruceLeVinePuck]

That may be the greatest individual period of hockey in the history of the Stars
Mikko forever !!

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@theballisorange Not to be the “ackshully” guy, but Gretzky’s points record was always the unbreakable one (still is)

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

Found the federal fraud and incompetence you’ve been looking for @elonmusk

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@RobertTiffin You've created an amazing product, that fills a hole in this fanbase. More than deserved, and glad to see I'm not the only one that thinks so!

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

This is such an amazing bit, @ronnychieng!

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Happy Western Conference Final Day 🤣💀

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@jbienkahn @SHAQ @FOS Great article! Can't remember the last time I read a piece with this much detail and candor from founders

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@bordyjojordy Co-sign

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

🚨 Only a few hours left to vote! Can #CowboysNation get this post to 9,000 RTs? 👀

1️⃣ RT = 1️⃣ Vote

#WPMOYChallenge + @TankLawrence

[Patrick Haas @PatrickJHaas]

@xcdres2 88 and 17 gotta be on this list