Patrik Wagner

Data Science & General Techfoolery. Personal account - thoughts my own.

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@monzo This is really, really poor guys. I have been a massive supporter of yours for ages and have not had any issues until now. Who is going to cover the late fees from the bills I won't be able to pay as you've locked my funds? That's going to land in my lap isn't it?

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@monzo You have completely locked my account pending an Identity Review. How long does this take as I cannot access any of my funds. Should mention I have been a customer for 7 years. Surely my identity should not be confusing by now?

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@monzo That's all well and good - usually I would be very patient with things like this but I need to pay bills today! I need to access my funds within a matter of hours and it is completely unreasonable that my account is arbitrarily locked like this. Can you estimate a timeline?

[Bitcoin Taproot Wizards @btctaprootwzrds]

A wise wizard once said that you should drop your ordinals wallet under this post

Escape the asylum💊

[quantdata21 @quantdata21]

A chart of Coinbase App ranking on the apple iOS store.
Pink line = daily ranking
Black line = 7 day moving average
Red line = no.1 on app store
Green line = no.175 (above this is bullish sentiment)

Just like the previous cycle, the green line was not tested until all time highs were attacked. In other words, more people started downloading the app when bitcoin was testing all time highs (November 2020 at $20k, and March 2024 at $69-74K).
We are also now back down to bear market levels, where retail is no longer interested, but with price around $60k.

Most importantly, the app reached no.1 in December 2017, April 2021, and November 2021...

[:) @smileycapital]

I don't think you guys understand what an actual bullmarket looks like

every single altcoin on a CEX 5-50% up on the day. persistently rotating for 3-5 days, a quick 24h correction, resume

for months

masses collectively throwing high 8 figures into every yield ponzi there is

BTC rallying so hard it paralyzes the entire market, but at first sign of consolidation alts absolutely rip

BTC consolidations after face-melting rallies are met with complete reset in OI/funding. one can not believe their eyes. price while derivatives cool off? fucking sideways - local TA gurus call bullflags. resume up shortly.

once BTC is done, ETH pulls an ever stronger rally, you'd think it was a 100M mcap memetic being shilled by local cabal. brings the entire market up, altcoins start having weeks, months of inhumane moves

the only caviat are devastating short-term corrections to wipe the leverage, alas, riding longs from much lower and/or longing these wicks is a 99% safe play. hell, I'd say 100%, but some of you will 100x leverage an altcoin if I say that.

your spot bags? depending on where you're at in your journey, you're looking at watches, boats, planes, houses. hell, some will probably be looking to buy islands and superyachts.

and if you think, just for a second, you can come up with an actual good reason we're not getting that again for at least few months in the near future, you're delusional.

your downside risk is 50, 70%. boo-hoo. your upside is generational wealth that will make every ex-girlfriend pull their hair out for losing you.

strap in, because it's coming, this time is indeed not fucking different. I advise against listening to influencers that already made it and are here to unload their seed investments on you

I don't need to do that, I'll unload on the tourists at the top.

[Decrypt @DecryptMedia]

Just three days after Bitcoin's Runes protocol launched, @MagicEden has rolled out support for the fungible tokens. Here's what to expect—click to read: https://t.co/pqGYRKYG6e

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Microsoft $MSFT just announced the public preview of Python in Excel - Tech Crunch

[will depue @willdepue]

I'm excited to announce Alexandria: Project Tenet, a community project to embed all human belief.

Today, we're open-sourcing the embeddings for 10+ major religious texts (over 15m tokens, 20 billion vector dims) and launching multiple live products with the data.

Let's dive in.

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@OfficialVizeh @jpvnews

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Anyone know how to turn off your brain? Asking for a friend...

[Varun Mayya @waitin4agi_]

Announcing God In a Box, a direct implementation of GPT-3.5 into Whatsapp. Unlike other implementations, ours uses the brand new model and API, and doesn't require credentials. We're launching tonight, but you'll need a beta key. For a free key, just RT this and I'll DM you one.

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@wc22updates @jpvnews

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.

[Philip Oldfield @SustainableTall]

France is not fucking around

New legislation demands all *existing* carparks with 80 or more spaces must install a solar roof (in 3-5 years)

This could generate up to 11 gigawatts, which is the equivalent of 10 nuclear reactors

https://t.co/J1yrYFQxFU

[Siddharth Singh @siddharth3]

Microsoft has had its share of sins, but can we take a moment to appreciate how it never sold our data for money, never bombarded us with advertisements in their core products, didn't try to sell us wheels for $700, and mostly didn't force obsolescence on its products?

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@brfootball @jpvnews 😂😂

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@UpshotTowers @jpvnews did you know this? 🤣

[Patrik Wagner @PatrikIAWagner]

@jpvnews @DavidBrentMovie 🤣🤣🤣