Patrick Scott

Saffa SOORAY

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Ted Cruz on 9/11:

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

ted cruz once famously was caught watching porn on this website on 9/11 so i'm not surprised this is his defense for trump

[solé @layxsnv]

Me when someone’s side tooth is missing

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

youre a failed tv personality whos been elevated by elons algo to be another rightwing moron on this website after you crashed and burned in the la mayoral primary. you know nothing of the midwest, most people in your own city despise you. why haven't you moved yet?

[Claiborne Pell stan @Kanusfoot]

Ken Paxton looked disgusting, nipples protruding, in his lilac shirt before his supporters. Very very disrespectful

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Judge strikes down Texas ban on drag shows, tells people offended by them ‘just don’t go.’ https://t.co/f4bdD23u4k

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's just not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare, I don't think that's equivalent. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

when my waiter named Lash gives me more money back than I should be getting

[Chris @Zer0DarkFlirty1]

He holds me in his big arms
Drunk and I am seeing stars
This is all I think of

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Jared Kushner holds no government position.

Yet he is our Middle East Envoy.

The Saudis have paid him $100M and invested $2B in his firm.

He pushed for Saudi nuclear enrichment over the objection of national security officials.

Today his father-in-law made it happen.

But what about my paintings…

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[Warren @swd2]

They shot him, dragged his lifeless body onto the pavement, and handcuffed his corpse while his 3-year old daughter wearing Bluey pajamas watched in horror. If you say you voted for this you are an empty soulless vessel.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

To be clear: ICE shot and killed a man who was not their target. He had no criminal record, was seeking legal status, & was pushed off the road by unmarked cars.

There’s “no body cam footage”, his family can’t recover his body, and the witnesses in his van have been detained.

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i also spoke with mitch mcconnell this morning and he said CRANK IT

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

??

[Christopher Barnard @chbarnard]

Well that was fun