lexy patterson

way too lit, way too quick

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

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[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

@themonsterzo Fr man🙄🤦‍♀️

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

@themonsterzo Yes! So many doctors have called me the wrong name, as they’re reading it off the page in front of them🙄🙄 it’s hella annoying

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

@themonsterzo Totally feel this😫😭 it’s “Lexy” not “Lexi” or “Lexie” like it’s on every platform! And if I get called Alexander or Alexandria one more time at the doctors I’m gonna scream🥲

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

[Des🫧 @desdior_x]

You’re NOT reading this by accident. THIS IS YOUR CONFIRMATION. THIS IS YOUR SIGN. YOU WILL be at peace. YOU WILL be happy again. NO MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT. Hang in there and PLEASE don’t give up. YOU CAN DO THIS.

DO NOT GIVE UP!!!

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

@beccabrew99

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

@thelocalghoul The later seasons make me mad too🤣

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

landlord: the cost of rent has gone up

businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business

suppliers: the cost of materials has gone up

businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business

worker: the cost of my labor has gone up

businesses: listen here you little shit

[J @J46247119]

Been struggling trying not to relapse on self harm shit is so hard and it’s been years ..

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

How to quit.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

A little girl just came up to the ice cream truck and asked if she could buy ice cream with a blue rock she found. I am now one blue rock richer.

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Becca about a spider: I’m afraid ones gonna come up my butt🤣🤣

[lexy patterson @PattersonLexy]

😐👀😁