Andy Patton

I choked Linda Lovelace

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

My dad checked his blood sugar and he goes "ohhh man! Blew a 96 that's awesome"

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

I know I'm not some pretty girl but one of you can still bring me some ice cream

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

@stratton32 I thought you died fr m all those photos haven't seen you in a longggg time 💀💀💀

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Twitter is so weak man everything is so political and sad shup up say something funny so we can all be happy together

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

See all the cool things you learn when you're with me

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Been happy for a while now

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Gail the snail is underrated

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

I know I'm an adult now because I just got my mind blown by the price of milk

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@blossom6669 Just wasn't her kink

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If I were a parent I would for sure tell my kids to stay away from that Byers kid

[em @esizemo]

89. an icon
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Been taking these classes for work all week and all I can think about is where dude got his shoes

[STUNNA 🦇 @LILAFRIMANE]

happy fuckin halloween

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

I think about how much I miss vine on a daily basis

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Let me eat candy off your booty baby girl

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Forgot it was Halloween and saw a girl in her costume and instantly started judging her and now I feel like shit about it

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Just trying to get Raisin Bran Clusters seems to be impossible

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

@tressthemesss I have no idea haha but he came and showed me how to turn it on

[Andy Patton @PattoNigga]

Called my landlord because my heat wasn't working for him to tell me that the thermostat hasn't been hooked up in that apartment for years