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1 sugar please

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@Kenai_River_Rat @RAF_Luton It’s not small, it’s just far away

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@TomCofield @RAF_Luton The most obvious one being they’re both parked facing west. Everyone knows the lodestone they use in building them makes them face north.

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@fesshole This is a level of pettiness I can only aspire to

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Got to love @Ryanair Flight was due to leave at 2125 last night. Sent to hotel & brought back for 8am. Been in boarding lounge since 0740 with no food or drink. Just been told flight is now delayed another 90 minutes to 1140. No food. No drink. No staff. No help.

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@marcrileydj Is it (semi) popular music trendsetter and major contributor to UK radio culture of the last 30 years, Marc Riley?

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@marcrileydj How many jumpers can one man wear in one day?

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@Bigshirtlesscol How are you privy to such information?

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@MooseAllain Inspired by @MooseAllain

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@davidclewis Lightweight…

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@FelicityHannah @Moneybox @SarahRogersNews @JessQuayle Amazing news! Congratulations and all the very best!!

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@politic_animal My favourite part of this is that if it turns out he’s right none of us will have to apologise to him anyway

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@davidclewis I unblocked him tonight just to re-experience joy of blocking him again. Might make it part of my daily routine.

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@Jeffwni It’s raining really heavily here and it was sunny earlier today and I can’t see any other reason for such a dramatic weather shift in Northern England other than 6 billion billion billion billion tonnes of rock hurtling by at a mere 2 million kilometres. It’s just science.

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@Biggreenbooks Merde 😔

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@Biggreenbooks Avez-vous acheté un cheval?

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@themarklittle @Okeating This is the way…

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@Jamie_Hickson @SirEviscerate Me too!

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@PopeAwesomeXIII @SvnSxty Undressed Stinkybum

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@Herring1967 I’d suggest any rejoin movement should use the terms “OutLiars” and “ReNew” (pronounced like EU. Could even spell it rE-nU if they wanted)

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@RamsayKlein @Herring1967 It’s basically just one road from Warrington to Hull. One road. It’s like nipping to Tesco.