Paul F Tompkins Jr.

Looking for my well dressed dad

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@PFTompkins is in WWE Smackdown! v Raw 2011 as trainer. He's going to train my own character @PaulTheAnimalFTompkins! #VerifyPFT

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

What no one has made a @PaulRuddFTompkins profile referencing @KevinPollak's interview with Paul Rudd?! Bet he would be verified. #VerifyPFT

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@kjm914a I ain't in Arizona! But if you can verify who my father is that would be wondrous.

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@CaliCowboy And the pot peanut brittle! #verifypft

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@MallFTompkins Do they have a B-Rep For Kids at the the mall?

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

I need a kidney, a new suit for my hospital stay & a 7UP RT @PFridgeTompkins Oh, you from New York. I was there once. Met a REAL nice girl.

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@janiehaddad Locked account? My mom's new boyfriend works for Twitter. I hate Todd.

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

@PFTTompkins Are you my dad? Tell me the old routine you would tell my mom on MySpace that wooed her.

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

Can't wait to live tweet The Tompkins Family Reunion and confront my father ...about where he gets his suits. #verifytompkins

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@tissue55555 Okay good 'cause I need your bone marrow and my X-Box Live membership renewed.

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

.@CaliCowboy She left the PaulFTorphanage a few years ago.

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

@ramsincanon Thank you. Not easy being a bastard Twitter profile.

[Holly Middleton @middletonlove]

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[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

@HunterFTompkins Did you do a lot of drugs and go have sex with a well dressed black woman?

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

@pftompkins How do I know who my real dad is?

[Paul F Tompkins Jr. @PaulFTompkinsJR]

@PFTompkins More pressing to verify is who my dad is!