Paul Parrish

I do long distance. Double and triple Ironman, ultra anything. Completed Arch 2 Arc 2014. 3 kids and F/T job for the charity Aspire

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⁦@SouthernWater⁩

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@SavemoneyCE They’ve obviously never had to ring your customer service line.

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@SavemoneyCE If you are shopping around handle this lot with care. You cannot get through to a customer representative. Read all the reviews and you will see that this is an ongoing problem with UW that they seem unwilling to acknowledge or rectify.
They’re not much cheaper anyway….

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Lex Gillette: The blind long jumper. This is what stands out in the day to day of news feeds for me. https://t.co/nUWUKZyQJq

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@Redkitetravell1 @BetteMLynch @AstronautHeart No, but a couple of kids who had been sleepwalking in their pyjamas and ended up in canals found they were dressed for self rescue.

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@EnduromanEvents

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@EnduromanEvents Wishing you all the very best. Go and swim like never before!

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@moneycorp @Moneycorp must love times like this when people can't travel, because more chance to apply their very secretive "inactivity charge". They will debit your card each month without warning if it's inactive and keep the money. Disgusting! #corporateripoff

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@neilperkin Apparently, few of us can't sing. It's like any skill, if you get a good teacher and are prepared to practice you will improve. I never knew this stuff when I was young, which is why I also dance like the dad of all dads. So get practising, Neil...

[Keri-anne Payne @KeriannePayne]

Such a pleasure to sit next to you last night! I could have listened to your stories all day long!! See you again soon for that swimming session 🏊‍♀️

[Aspire @AspireCharity]

Have you signed up for the @AspChannelSwim yet? Support people with #SpinalCordInjury by swimming the length of the Channel in your local pool over 12 weeks. Follow the link to sign up for free today https://t.co/7fGWz0zUBW

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

Eloquent both off and on the field. It seems a paradox that this erudite woman is in a position where she needs to be addressing such a boorish man in a position of power. How has the world become so upside down?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Great, on and off the pitch.

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@gatenbygas Hey, good Andy. Also, thought about you - I am in Gosport on Sunday night if you are around?

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

Couldn’t be said more simply. Thank you @Chris_Boardman

[British Cycling @BritishCycling]

Cyclists aren’t the ‘scourge of the streets’. They are mothers, fathers, grandparents and children all doing their bit to make Britain a healthier, greener and more liveable place.

Share this video from @Chris_Boardman to help us make our message loud and clear to @channel5_tv

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@EnduromanEvents Go Brice, go!!!

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

My first question to the candidates, and let’s start with an easy one, which drug do you recommend to maintain my enthusiasm for this leadership contest?

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@AdmiralUK And don’t forget trying to renew with your existing insurer, Admiral, will guarantee to affect your insurance price. My quote went from £470 to £1042!!! So much for valuing customer loyalty. #insurancecartels

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@Ticketmaster Ha, not content with outrageous service charges I see you are now sitting on my son’s money. He gets a Ticketmaster gift card with £75 on it but Ticketmaster make it impossible to use. Sort it! #stoptheticketbandits

[Paul Parrish @PaulParrish2]

@DPD_UK Reading comments on Twitter makes me realise that I am not alone. Turned up unannounced with my package from Germany when I wasn’t in. Left no message or card and sent it straight back to Germany. Crap service. Inexcusable

[Fergus Butler-Gallie @_F_B_G_]

Look guys when I said I wanted to go back to the 1710s I meant in a 'it's socially acceptable to drink three bottles of port with lunch' way not a 'looming war with Spain' way.