@ChiefofNothing@SirJeremyLondon Forests cover 1.4 million square miles in Canada that are largely inaccessible, but yeah sure, us not having your little forest rake is the problem.
@pittjess11 You’re right. I’ll head out into the forest with my pocket mirror to deflect those lighting strikes that are such a nuisance back into the sky and use my trusty rake to clean up all them damn leaves and twigs.
@OcksCloset We still love y’all, even though you’re hating us right now. If it makes you feel better, I’ll start a camp fire and put a fan on the other side to blow the smoke in my face. Solidarity!
@DrMatthewBrock@POTUS That’s a shitty deal. Guess we’ll go put these fires out since y’all are bellyaching down there.
Have a nice day, or as they say in Michigan “Allahu Akbar” …or whatever
@RepTomBarrett So sorry you’re having a tough time with all the smoke down there while we burn up here. Maybe you should impose a tariff on all that smoke? Might help?
Anyway, have a nice day. Or as they say in Michigan, روز خوبی داشته باشید
😊