Longhorn Mike

God fearin' Family Lovin, Very Opinionated, Gun Totin', Leaning to the Right Texan....Hook 'Em

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Next year I want to be the one who passes the turkey to be pardoned off to Prez Biden.
I want my grandkids to be able to say "Papa Mike stood face to face with President Biden and gave him the bird"

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@elizax650 River

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@SqSehrish 191

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@lady_valor_07 He came down the steps of Air Force One faster

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@taradublinrocks @PeteHegseth And you are another out of work comedian

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@Gosleepriya 116

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@amyjohsonwh I didn’t see a “hell no” button

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@UT4x_champs 🤘

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@Sofia50020Sofia And until then you can find her at the airport sniffin’ luggage. If you want to get rid of her just throw a ball

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@TrumpsHurricane Nooooo Opey, not you too!

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@NewswirePatriot Should they ever decide to show support for the LGBT, and whatever the rest of letters they’ve added to it, just call it what it is “mental health crisis month”

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@_AliCat0318 @GroovyChick1221 @NewswirePatriot Go praise allah in another country

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@1776Diva Arrest ‘em if ya want, but I’m betting the evidence won’t stand up in court

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@FarmGirlCarrie There’s one that slipped thru the system

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@Eyebee @Matt_Pinner Yeah he lied on protecting our border
He lied on tax cuts
He lied on enforcing the law
He lied on deporting illegal’s
You get my drift

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@wakeupusa Nearest church

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@TrumpsHurricane Run! Run hard, run fast and don’t look back.
Run any where you want….other than Texas, we still have too many NY’ers here left over from the 80’s

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@Foreste56792766 @brithume Then just say it “You don’t like politicians”

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@Calu_Phyll @DonaldJTrumpJr I take it you were out working in the sun again too long without your hat on

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@1776Diva I’m guessing with your math skills balancing a check book is above your skill set.
The way you present it 221 people out of 400 million people could get billion bucks and then that would leave Elon with bupkis

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@J_SAND3RS @Rangers For the $$ he’s making we should have him batting for the other team