Pauline deMontebello

[Pauline deMontebello @PdeMontebello]

I’ve reached an all time low. I was at Victoria’s secret looking for the checkout and this employee saw me and asked IF I WAS LOOKING FOR MY MOM IM SCREAMING I AM NOT A CHILD I AM TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD

[Mar-a-Lago Robbie ([email protected]) @checarina]

did i do this right

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Dear Paladino Casting,

F**k you.

Signed,
A Proudly-Monolidded Asian

[Pauline deMontebello @PdeMontebello]

@Emi_layy Hellllooooo 😍🤩

[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

Mike pence looks like the bottom of a stingray

[Pauline deMontebello @PdeMontebello]

@Emi_layy Because you’re moving to Virginia next year 🥰

[k @cuppaktea]

With Lockdown 2 trending and young people getting blamed, may I remind you of this: The Government encouraged people to go back to work, children to go back to school, people to eat out, go on holiday and shop. It is and always was inevitable that cases would rise again.

[Enazhi Carpet Weed @AuntyCarpetWeed]

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I have no covid-19 symptoms, which from what I hear, is a symptom of covid-19

[em 🌻 @emxmcnamara]

I- what??? How do we just know what this says I’m so confused

[brittany @brittmerl]

happy national girlfriend day to me my boyfriend is the luckiest man alive

[Pauline deMontebello @PdeMontebello]

@clopezzz_ 🔥

[mily @Emi_layy]

I’m such a little slut for Popeyes biscuits

[Pauline deMontebello @PdeMontebello]

@Emi_layy You free in August?

[SIE @_badassiee]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[del-cole-ray. @dcgales]

I nearly died 4 years ago for this very reason. My urine was black, I lost mobility in my lower body, my muscle tissue was rapidly deteriorating, and my kidneys were failing...but 6 doctors said my creatinine levels were “normal” for my demographic. medical racism is murder.

[🍒 @n1yahc]

Why is dental and vision insurance separate from regular health insurance? Are my teeth and eyes not a part of my body????