Went for a cleaning job in Oniru.
I was struggling to pull the curtains and wondering why they refused to move.😭
One of the carpenters looked at me and said, "Madam, na remote control dey operate am."
God abeg, no let me die for Ikorodu. 😭😂
Tems bro, Imagine going from being a bank contract staff to getting a Wizkid feature then landing on a Drake album, and finally performing for Barack & Michelle Obama.
All in a space of 5 or 6 years. What a story!
Homem diz que sonha ser pai do mesmo jeito que diz que sonha andar numa ferrari
Homem sonha com a experiência e o protagonismo, não com o compromisso e a honra
One man in my area gave out 20 keke to the less privileged.
My friend is one of the beneficiaries. He has been riding a motorcycle for three years now, but the bike isn't his; it's on hire purchase. Last week, he had a problem with the owner of the bike. The owner came around 7:30 a.m. on Thursday and collected it. His wife was crying and rolling on the ground, begging the man not to take the bike away from her husband, but he took it anyway.
Then, later that same day, around 3 p.m., someone came to my friend's house and told him that his name was among 20 people who would receive a free keke from a wealthy man. I honestly thought it was a joke.
My friend went there and came back with a brand-new keke. His wife started singing joyful songs and dancing around. I have never seen such a coincidence in my life before.
Word on the streets is that A bomb was planted under a Car at a Market in Mushin ystd Monday. The Bomb exploded & 1 person was critically Injured. But no news outlets are carrying the story. Terrorists have finally Bombed a Lagos Market & everyone is keeping quiet. No Wahala. 😤
I saw the real meaning of "where your craze dey stop, na there my own dey start" on my way back from work.
The driver was shouting Rumola, Rumola and nobody answered , he then proceeded to climb the flyover.
All of a sudden, a passenger shouted rumola and the driver kept going completely ignoring the call for a stop; he later stopped.
Tell me why this passenger got down, refused to pay and started walking back to the supposed junction.
The driver got down from the driver's seat to take his money and the passenger ran even faster🤣🤣🤣.
The passenger is a woman and yes the men in the vehicle blamed the driver for being wicked.
You work for your sister.
You have stolen over 30m from her
You sell her luxury wigs to thrift wig vendors at ridiculous prices.
Sent your bf 4.9m to rent house.
Got washing machine, iPhone and all
All from her business money
they’re calling the names and ages of the children in captivity on the radio, and i wanted to change it for a split second cause of how uncomfortable it made me feel, but imagine how much worse these children from as little age TWO! feel during this time.
what a failed state.
A woman said she doesn’t want polygamy, the next thing you did was to post her picture and try to body shame her.
You lack morals. You are grown and should reflect on what you just did. Hopefully, you will realize how stupid you are.