Thanos Daughter

An introvert | Makeup artist💄| Certified baker | 30BG for life

[Sweet BabyG🌹💜 @etimglory26]

Went for a cleaning job in Oniru.
I was struggling to pull the curtains and wondering why they refused to move.😭
One of the carpenters looked at me and said, "Madam, na remote control dey operate am."
God abeg, no let me die for Ikorodu. 😭😂

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“When I first saw you, I thought you were mean”

Calm down, time still dey.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Tems bro, Imagine going from being a bank contract staff to getting a Wizkid feature then landing on a Drake album, and finally performing for Barack & Michelle Obama.

All in a space of 5 or 6 years. What a story!

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

If your Candidate contesting for President of Nigeria is not a thief, REPOST THIS TWEET.

[🩵 @SUPERVUL9AR]

Homem diz que sonha ser pai do mesmo jeito que diz que sonha andar numa ferrari

Homem sonha com a experiência e o protagonismo, não com o compromisso e a honra

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

Encouraging women to drink Okro water for sex in the year 2026 ?? 🤦‍♀️
Naivety or stupidity?? I’m not a fan of Obidi but she’s right this time abeg!

[Timi @Waliogho]

Ik you'd think this is Dubai, but it's not. Ogun is progressing.

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

“Those Saying Voting Can’t Rescue Nigeria Are Manipulators Trying to Defeat You Mentally.”

— Actor Stan Nze tells Nigerians.

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

One man in my area gave out 20 keke to the less privileged.

My friend is one of the beneficiaries. He has been riding a motorcycle for three years now, but the bike isn't his; it's on hire purchase. Last week, he had a problem with the owner of the bike. The owner came around 7:30 a.m. on Thursday and collected it. His wife was crying and rolling on the ground, begging the man not to take the bike away from her husband, but he took it anyway.

Then, later that same day, around 3 p.m., someone came to my friend's house and told him that his name was among 20 people who would receive a free keke from a wealthy man. I honestly thought it was a joke.

My friend went there and came back with a brand-new keke. His wife started singing joyful songs and dancing around. I have never seen such a coincidence in my life before.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Word on the streets is that A bomb was planted under a Car at a Market in Mushin ystd Monday. The Bomb exploded & 1 person was critically Injured. But no news outlets are carrying the story. Terrorists have finally Bombed a Lagos Market & everyone is keeping quiet. No Wahala. 😤

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

I saw the real meaning of "where your craze dey stop, na there my own dey start" on my way back from work.

The driver was shouting Rumola, Rumola and nobody answered , he then proceeded to climb the flyover.

All of a sudden, a passenger shouted rumola and the driver kept going completely ignoring the call for a stop; he later stopped.

Tell me why this passenger got down, refused to pay and started walking back to the supposed junction.

The driver got down from the driver's seat to take his money and the passenger ran even faster🤣🤣🤣.

The passenger is a woman and yes the men in the vehicle blamed the driver for being wicked.

[Big Deacon ⛪️ @Bams_Jnr]

You just know he doesn’t change the channel from African Magic Yoruba 😂😂😂

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

You work for your sister.
You have stolen over 30m from her
You sell her luxury wigs to thrift wig vendors at ridiculous prices.
Sent your bf 4.9m to rent house.
Got washing machine, iPhone and all
All from her business money

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

I do not think that anyone sincerely loves polygamy.
It’s just a lie women tell themselves.🌚

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

this is so unfair, so so unfair

[🍒 @nimibillions]

they’re calling the names and ages of the children in captivity on the radio, and i wanted to change it for a split second cause of how uncomfortable it made me feel, but imagine how much worse these children from as little age TWO! feel during this time.

what a failed state.

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

so when did they start wearing hijabs and burkas? this is interesting

[Kayode @K_Basharr]

A woman said she doesn’t want polygamy, the next thing you did was to post her picture and try to body shame her.
You lack morals. You are grown and should reflect on what you just did. Hopefully, you will realize how stupid you are.

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

This young lady went home to see her family, only to find out every one of them had been massacred by terr0rists. When would all this stop?

[Winny Chisom, M.D. @Winnynjay]

RAT will be proud of you 🤭😂