Donald the Peasant

"Just a manor guy, born and raised in peasanthood, I took the midnight horse going anywhere..." 🎼

[the realest peasant @laboristhebest]

Throwback to when I was born into this miserable lifestyle

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@constancethenun I apologize for showing you all of the flaws to your [messed up] system. #fixit

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@princessofgaul like I said, my family is gluten free. The people harvesting the bad rye for the bread is @harry_wheatman and his family.

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@princessofgaul nobody wants to go anyway, your father can get us all sick! #stayingfaraway #idontcare #nowitchesforme

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@harry_wheatman @princessofgaul @knightymcknight Good for him! I bet he needs it to be sane with his annoying daughter! 😂✌️

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@princessofgaul @knightymcknight only your father has the authority to put me in prison and he is currently high because of @harry_wheatman

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@princessofgaul @knightymcknight i only have to listen to you at work, not at home. Mind your own business.

[Sister Constance @constancethenun]

@knight_john_3 Maybe you should spend less time jousting and more time working on your spelling...have fun at your "manner" #DivineAdvice

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@harry_wheatman having a nice acid trip? #ergot #lsd #stayaway

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@knightymcknight @princessofgaul if you were so humble, why are you being so arrogant? #stayaway #hypocrite

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@harry_wheatman is this the way you deliver the #ergot infected bread to our houses?! #stayaway #nomorewitchcraft #stopthewitchery

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@harry_wheatman @PeasantRowan @constancethenun and the devil to the children...

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

Should we have @harry_wheatman burned at the stake?

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@PeasantRowan @harry_wheatman AMEN! I AGREE!! @constancethenun TAKE THIS UP WITH THE POPE!!

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@PeasantRowan No! It was all @harry_wheatman and his dang infected rye bread! He's the one who started all this witchcraft! #stopthewitchery

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@PeasantRowan be honest with yourself. Know that if you stop eating bread everything will be okay. #prayingforyou #stopthewitchery

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@sisterclarince he's a witch... be carefull... im praying for you... #nomorewitchcraft #stoptheergot #ergot #LSD

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@PeasantRowan how would I be the witch if I don't see those things?! Learn your facts! Seeing flying oxen and having seizures is not normal!

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@PeasantRowan @constancethenun says the one who sees flying oxen and has seizures!! I'm gonna have my family stay far away from you! #witch

[Donald the Peasant @PeasantDonald]

@PeasantRowan @constancethenun how will you see? Are you a witch? #conspiracy3 #uhoh #herecy