Harry Wheatman

Every day I wake up smiling because I know I am one step closer to dying

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

@PeasantDonald @princessofgaul SIKE MY FAMILY DIED FROM GETTIN TOO TURNT(LSD). #FETTYWAP #CHIEFKEEF #LITSKI #harambeisntlonley #Geraldisded

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

@PeasantDonald @princessofgaul @knightymcknight HIGHER THAN YOUR FOREHEAD FAMMM #SHOOK #CLOSERTOHARAMBE

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

@PeasantDonald just tried some of my bread. Not bad. This what the sun look like now fam #sunshinelollipops #tellietubbies #dobeeshaveknees

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

New whip fammmm. Peep the horn. #whip #cruisindownthestreet

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

Got some new kicks. Had to make em myself. Watch out ladies. #nikeweave2000 #freshhhhh #SHOOK

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

Had no food left. Had to eat Gerald. He's in a better place though. #withharambe #rip #delicious #noregrets

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

@PeasantDonald please, end my misery. #ivebeenwaitingforthismoment #iwillbewithharambesoon

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

@PeasantDonald @PeasantRowan @constancethenun you all are just jealous that my baked goods bring all the maidens to the yard

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

Got lost in the cornfields again. Maybe they'll hear me this time. Last time the screams of John burning at the stake were too loud. #rude

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

My 24th birthday. Looks like I'm celebrating with Gerald..again.. that's ok he's my only family. We really CLUCKED when we met. @dedfamprobs

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

Winter is here. it will be hard to venture past my nice warm straw shack. But the warmth of my tears shall melt the snow. #starving#gonabded

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

Lol apparently the king be trippin on sum called Ergot. Claims it's from my bread. Them nobles always tryna frame us 🤔#LSD #acid #karen

[Harry Wheatman @harry_wheatman]

What do you see when you look into a peasants eyes? Despair #mysonjustdied #ohwellwestillhave13others #peasantprobs