Maester Pumbertron

Feel like a mad scientist, got loose change in my head

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is why I stay at Super 8.

[Callum @callum_vol]

Can’t wait for that colossal monument of corporate greed to obstruct this breathtaking sunrise over General Neyland’s cathedral. Nothing says “progress” like outsiders with deep pockets replacing an iconic Tennessee view with a towering mass of concrete, steel, and glass.

[Will “Snowblower” Jeter @willsnowblower]

#bagdemic

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

VFL

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

75 years ago, General Neyland led the Tennessee Volunteers in the 1951 Cotton Bowl against the Texas Longhorns.

Before the game, just as the Vols were about to run out of the tunnel, the Texas band blared “Eyes of Texas” just yards away.

General Neyland stood before the team, quietly, listening to that janky tune. He simply said, “When this one’s over, they’ll be playing the Tennessee Waltz.” Laughter and cheers rang out, and the boys in Tennessee Orange went out and played some damn good football.

Taking down the #3 Longhorns 20-14, a classic from General Robert Neyland’s hefty resume of victories from his historic career.

This Saturday, 75 years later, the Tennessee Volunteers charge into “The House That Neyland Built” with 102,000 Tennessee fans at their backs, to take on the #1 Texas Longhorns.

All that to say… I’m fucking pumped.

[Caroline “train track” Parker @texasdebater]

Dear lord,

Amen @LynchToddBowles

[ketamine brisketwater @IHATEMODELOS]

what redosing on molly at an 8 am kitchen afters taught me about b2b tech sales 👇🧵

[Tucker Goodrich @TuckerGoodrich]

This is exactly correct. https://t.co/SuNuP94d1Z

[Maester Pumbertron @Pemmbo89]

@Captain_0f_Alts Is this still available sir?

[Maester Pumbertron @Pemmbo89]

@kerionmywayward 10/10 can confirm

[Tanner Cartwright 🇺🇸 @TanneriteCortez]

Ban dual citizenship

[Gretchen Smith🇺🇸 @GretchenPSmith]

😂🤣👇🏽this is country👇🏽

[Darth Hawkeye @IowaDarthVader]

Can we send this fucking Jew faggot to Israel?

[Spinachbrah 🥗 @basedspinach]

I ❤️ stimulants

[Maester Pumbertron @Pemmbo89]

@yungpisserton Ride on Big Dog

[Jack @jackunheard]

We literally have all the evidence against Ilhan Omar.

Yet, she's still introducing legislation like nothing happened.

How can we be a "serious country" if we don't deport this scum?

[Maester Pumbertron @Pemmbo89]

@JamesHu27192912 An absolute jem. Thank you.

[♱ᴅʀᴜ @DrutangReborn]

Hansen actually caught a few jews in the act so they had to make a whole star studded smear film

[Local Historian @LMFHistorian]

If the federal government stopped subsiding naloxone, there'd be 25,000 extra deaths a week for about a year. Then the problem would be mostly solved

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

I pray the US and Japan have a 1000 year alliance