T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻

Any moment I am about to be something... I hope it is a cuttlefish🦑

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

Be like water🌊

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@Akfamilyhome

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Every US statistic ever

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@Forbes, I sorta hate these kinds of predatory headlines. Sure, there are assholes everywhere. But how about "A majority of #XMen fans push back against idiots disliking the diversity that # XMen lore is literally all about..."

https://t.co/xD85zfawkz

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@2005Dojima Have you been to karaoke? Feels spot on to me.

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@anothercohen Fire 🔥

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@davejorgenson All credit goes to the alphabet 🔠

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

around the year 1500, medieval painter hieronymus bosch drew a person with sheet music written on their butt being tortured in hell.

500 years later, someone decided to transcribe and play the song. now, you can hear it too!

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@nytimes Quick! No questions! Build statues!🐊👐🙇‍♂️🙏

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@voxdotcom "Big bads" with no clear motivation - other than power or chaos - make, at best, bland two-dimensional stories and characters. At worst, though, it teaches those growing up with these types of characters to become two-dimensional thinkers.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[水江未来 @MIRAI_MIZUE]

I ceased to exist as one body.
In the air, in the rain, in the soil, my atoms will permeate.
And they will eventually become part of someone's body.

[Wisecrack @wisecrack]

NEW VIDEO:

The Trolley Problem is a Joke.

https://t.co/jMUq6faeRn

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@MrLovenstein C for weekdays
D for weekends
🔁

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

Damn. This may canonically make Mario the most capitalism capitalist to ever capital 🪙 🫧

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In Super Mario 64, Mario can recover air underwater by collecting coins. A Super Mario 64 manga explains that Mario breaks open the coins, which are filled with air, and inhales it. (I have rearranged the panels into a Western left-to-right reading order.)

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@overdryve @mgoldst Brands are only called art in my dystopian nightmares.

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@Kotaku To-Do List:
🔲 End fossil fuel dependence
🔲 Lower agriculture methane
🔲 Stop deforestation
🔲 Protect wildlife diversity
☑️ Write about boardgame plastic
☑️ Never experience happiness

[T̵͇̈́J̸̭͗ ̷͚́Ġ̴̺i̵ó̶̡č̶̞ơ̵͎n̴̫͝d̵͚̊a̷̳̓✏️➡️💻 @PencilsB4Pixels]

@WIRED Is that why Uncle Pennybags is moonlighting at @WIRED?