Penfoldus Maximus 🌸

IT consultant, countertenor-at-large, occasional oboist, Ordinariate Catholic, Hungarophile, winebibber, Eurosceptic, armchair sportsman, cartoon hamster.

[Penfoldus Maximus 🌸 @PenfMax]

@chipping_mr Please find enclosed my application to be Secretary of State for Dissimilar Things. I have many decades of experience of distinguishing things from other things.

[ℝ𝕚𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣 @The_East_End]

I don’t remember these advertisements in the Bayeux Tapestry…

#eastend #history #humour #Bayeuxtapestry

[Penfoldus Maximus 🌸 @PenfMax]

@chipping_mr First go I died at birth. Second go I lived fairly well.

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@chipping_mr I seem to remember Neil Hamilton (for it is he) being the Conservative MP for Tatton despite not being a member. When the scandal about him broke, the local Conservative Party announced he would be expelled from the party. His response was that would rather difficult…

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@chipping_mr 925? 😜

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@zatzi Well here’s the BBC interviewing a man with a pigeon on his head some time ago: https://t.co/gLMwupyUF3

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@chipping_mr <insert scarecrow outstanding in his field joke of your choice>

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@chipping_mr There’s probably someone in the dwp planning on raising the state pension age to at least 85 for all you younglings.

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@chipping_mr I do hope the next pope chooses the name Urban or Pius to see if there is a similar effect…

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@chipping_mr It rained very briefly in Bloomsbury.

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@chipping_mr Somehow I jumped the tobacco and cigarettes step. Might return to the mexicanised food step.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

England's World Cup last-16 tie with Mexico is set to be moved to 19:00 BST on Sunday.

Fifa is understood to be bringing forward the game at Azteca, Mexico City, which had been scheduled to kick off at 01:00 BST on Monday (18:00 local time on Sunday).

Forecasts suggest there could be thunderstorms and heavy rain around this time, although Fifa has not yet provided any explanation.

[Duille @DuilleDesign]

The menu ( in Welsh ) of Caffi Spam at Colwyn Bay for the unveiling of the Terry Jones statue this afternoon.

#montypython

[Penfoldus Maximus 🌸 @PenfMax]

@PaulinusOfTrier https://t.co/NT2ErXfUoF

[Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill]

This is cool: If you divide 1 by 998,001, you get every three-digit number from 000 to 999 in sequence - except 998.

https://t.co/RPFUcHJnYd

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@doublefauIts

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@ChrisB_IG https://t.co/mTrHCty6cu

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@ChrisB_IG At this rate of pre-announcing then dumping ideas, she’ll be announcing the return of Window Tax.

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@RealMattFradd Odysseus: “I’ll be home as soon as I can…”

[Penfoldus Maximus 🌸 @PenfMax]

💯 true

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes rock