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Sneaking up on your posts when you least expect it. Politics. Sports. Self-mutilating @Mets hostage.

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@MeAloneInMyMind Waffle House

now serving flap jacks

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@LyricalOverkill @Mets 💨

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@SNY_Mets No organization loves mentally ill leftist gender-bending child exploiting “pride” more than the Mets.

Sell the team to someone who respects America and baseball @StevenACohen2

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@SleeperMets I hate every damn thing about Mark Vientos. Especially the way he slow struts after a K.

Hurry your sorry ass back to the dugout Saggy V because we’re tired of looking at you.

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@EverythinKnicks @AmericanAir You booked a SAME DAY flight? 🫪

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@TheMetsX We’ll even throw in free floor mats. 💨

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@Mets @metsbatflip1 Mark Vientos playing Center Bench in purgatory field AGAIN.

Accountability has FINALLY arrived.
#LGM

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@ClownWorld We are in the dumbest timeline and it’s only going to spiral downward until we dumbass our way to extinction.💨

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@SleeperMets No heart. No hustle. No self awareness.

This entire Mets team is Mark Vientos.

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@SNY_Mets @metsbatflip1 Mark Vientos gives Peterson props and Steve Cohen sees green shoots.

What a product @StevenACohen2 💨

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@Mets @hellokitty Hello groomer

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@Mets Mark Vientos playing Center Bench again. Right move. DFA that clown.

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@HistorianUSA1 Find this woman and film her at a Trader Joe’s

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@DMiCH_E @iamcardib Not hard. Don’t be a criminal. 💨

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@genethelawyer @Super70sSports Absolute loser mentality 💨

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Mark Vientos absolutely cannot take another at bat for the New York Mets. He's completely noncompetitive.

Trade him for some Big League Chew I don't care.

#Mets

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@cgagliano7 @GretchenPSmith Cannot believe you would ask that.
Really can’t believe she answered.

The internet was a mistake.

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@hiphopklipz36 @elonmusk “Inherit” lol

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@BauerOutage @Mets could really use your services.

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@LockedOnMets Mets are missing a veteran in the clubhouse to tune him up and make Saggy V understand

he 👏 hasn’t 👏 earned 👏 SHIT