Perla Needs a Nap

sadistic proofreader and avid reader of all, mostly NSFW.

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@HardRockStadium @MiamiDolphins @belenathletics @ColumbusFtball Noel had football in his veins, his DNA. He served proudly at every level. Loved seeing him under the #Fridaynightlights then the big games: Dolphins, Bowl Games. Living his dream. Let's make this happen for him.

[Blue Collar Butcher @bluecollarbutch]

Calling on fellow Miami sports fans. This is Noel. Longtime chaincrew/instant replay member from high school to college to NFL games. We lost Noel unexpectedly this week. We know he’d love to celebrate his memory at his favorite venue that created some of his greatest memories.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

The Super Bowl halftime show has featured U2, The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Coldplay, Shakira, Rihanna, and The Weeknd — all non-American — and somehow America survived 🇮🇪🇬🇧🇨🇴🇧🇧🇨🇦
But one American artist sings in Spanish and now halftime is a problem? 😂
Funny how you didn’t say anything when the accent is British… but panic when the lyrics are en español.
Same game. Same flag. Bigger playlist. 🏈🇺🇸🎶you should have a plate of Mofongo!

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@Avis 3 hours 14 minutes to get a car. The desk agent says this has been happening for over 2 months so it was known and expected by you.

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@Avis this is Bu((sh*t. We've been in line at Charleston Airport for close to 3 hours waiting for a prepaid car. They aren't telling us what is wrong, we have asked to cancel and have been told there will be penalties. If there are no cars, TELL US. This service is horrendous!

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@newschica @NikkiFried @Annette_Taddeo Go #TeamFried !!

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@DebbieforFL You quoted an article from Sept 2022 with numbers from the summer. And you are blaming DeSantis for the egg prices? Seriously?

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@SGonzalezLaw @JoJoFromJerz

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@TooMuchMe **running to see how to get on that council**

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

The biggest volcanic eruption ever seen from space, captured by two different satellites on January 15, 2022.

4K version on Youtube: https://t.co/rLgzP7fRYY

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@JuanPorrasFL Congratulations!!! So happy for you and it was a pleasure meeting your folks on the trail. You will do great things!

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@avis I have been trying to track down a lost item with no luck. I left it in the car I returned yesterday in Asheville airport. AVL is not on your lost item list. Calling them puts me in a loop with horrible VR attendant. HELP!

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@Ruffio__ @McmahonRadar @philklotzbach Katrina was more an infrastructure problem with the levees, etc.

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

Amazing journalist. Always admired her but now even more.

[Christiane Amanpour @amanpour]

I politely declined. We are in New York, where there is no law or tradition regarding headscarves. I pointed out that no previous Iranian president has required this when I have interviewed them outside Iran. 4/7

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

"Fire up the War Chant and plant the Spear!! Noles Win!!!" #GoNoles

[uSTADIUM uNIVERSITY @uSTADIUMCollege]

The FSU radio call of the blocked extra point is legendary. (🎥 @bubbaprog)

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

Way to Go!!! #GoNoles!!!!

[ACC Football @ACCFootball]

A big win in the Big Easy for the #Noles!

@FSUFootball | #ACCFootball

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@FLMajority @JuanPorrasFL Congratulations!!!

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

Sunday vibe...

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Chillin at Brooks Falls.

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@theLUCYLOPEZ Finka for birthday. Smoke & Dough for BBQ.

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@theLUCYLOPEZ A very, very wise woman.

[Perla Needs a Nap @Perlareads]

@IreneOust To Wong Foo-- Thanks for Everything