🅿️olished Rod

Enlighten, Entertain, Euthanize

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

#txlege don’t forget about this whore who fucked @BrooksLandgraf in order to meet the Wheeler.

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Performing fellatio on a #txlege will buy you a picture with the man himself @GovAbbott.

#austingate #deepthroat #texaspolitics #labialegislators #metoo #4thgenrancher #dickolympics #prolife #unlessitshis

[Chadwick Moore @Chadwick_Moore]

Pedo O’Rourke?

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@KenPaxtonTX please don’t let Twitter censor my freedom of speech. There’s an army of #trannyranch democrats that are #triggered. Last time I checked twitter allows porn thanks to liberal lobbyists. Not sure where Polished Rod or Ludacris went wrong.

@tedcruz #txlege

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

This is #stognerenergy. The #WayneTrain is pulling into Austin for another 6 years. Dustin Bailey & The High Roller Group, get out your checkbook…gonna be an expensive 6 years. #dollardollarbillsyall #txlege #swingersdontwinelections

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Fake Texan, fake republican, fake breasts, real Ludacris. #luda #txlege #txrrc #alafuckinbama #bamarailroad #trannyranchin

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Les be real, this is a far better choice than a fake tittied Democrat and a bro named Slowcum. There’s polished and there’s Polished Rod. #txlege #removepastiesforvotes

[Digital Infrastructure Network @digitalinfranet]

The TBC is proud to endorse Railroad Commissioner @ChristianForTX for re-election!
Come see him speak at Empower Bitcoin in Houston this week! https://t.co/DlecqeE1uO

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Does anyone really think this was all made up? No one’s complaining Gray isn’t in there but god damnit you can get away with murder out west and I love it 😍 @ShelbyLandgraf still gonna beat.

#txlege #eft

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

No limits Hold Em isn’t a child’s game but the way #txlege plays, children may be a by-product.

#illsuckyouintroduce #austingate
#EFT #paytoplay

@GovAbbott endorsed ✅
@wrayfortexas endorsed ✅
@DadePhelan endorsed ✅
@LaceyHullTx endorsed 🍆
@C_Blakemore endorsed 🍆

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@JacobCorley Hey I worked as a Derrick hand on a rig and now I’m an expert in oil and gas. Any advice y’all could give on sharing my wealth of knowledge with others?

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@S_S_Biden_SAYS @ogwausa @LogCabinGOP @ShelbyLandgraf @GovAbbott @BrooksLandgraf Couldn’t agree more, #fuckcaseygray. You’re a handgun instructor and probably have a camper shell on your pickup. Wouldn’t expect anything less from a @LogCabinGOP boiii.

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@ogwausa loves a dirty dick. I mean so does @LogCabinGOP but does anyone want another term of 3somes on the #antinaranch while @ShelbyLandgraf charges her vibrator? I mean cum on #txlege, #dobetter.

@GovAbbott wheel over here and taste the lies.

#buttfuckingbrooks #cuck

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@Sarah4RRC Don’t tell your sister to do better until you pull @BrooksLandgraf dick out of your mouth. @TurnTexas_Blue

#iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #dobetter #tittiesfortexas

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Who kills Casey Gray first?

@caseygray @BrooksLandgraf @GovAbbott #txlege #austingate #wheelchairsandwhores #txpolitics

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Blue San Antonio “backing” a democrat. Nothing to see here.

#titties4texas #boobies4brooksi #austingate #swingers #stognerforlegalpot #translawyer #nonbinary #BLM

@GovAbbott please endorse Karen.
@BrooksLandgraf where ya at? I’ll see you and @ShelbyLandgraf soon 😘

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Round toes & Aggie hoes. He/his/her @slocumfortexas

[1KxK @TmyaTwotter]

@Sarah4RRC Looks like you've had enough experience with "trains" to qualify.

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@BetoORourke No wonder you want to move into the governors mansion. Put your wife on only fans bro you don’t have a chance.

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

I can think of a few sponsors to mention in honor of @LaceyHullTx

1. Her father
2. @pornhub
3. #txlege

Follow @CurrentRevolt, @BrooksLandgraf, @LaceyHullTx for more juicy content.

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Already endorsed by every mattress company in the world, Don’t fall for the #titties @MattressMack

#txlege #austingate #dobetter #titsoutforChevron

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Performing fellatio on a #txlege will buy you a picture with the man himself @GovAbbott.

#austingate #deepthroat #texaspolitics #labialegislators #metoo #4thgenrancher #dickolympics #prolife #unlessitshis

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

@HCINoob @ShelbyLandgraf @FracSlap @JacobCorley When the next round cums out, #EFT is gonna be rocked by the news. #tittiesfortexas #DRIPPIN #RRC

[🅿️olished Rod @PermianDickDeal]

Hey @ShelbyLandgraf when you’re done packing let me know. I have an extra room and the Dealer©️ doesn’t discriminate😘 #txlege