Ward

Everything’s made up, stay woke

[Ward @Peronipapii]

Unironically his most positive contribution to society

[Jack @Jackkk]

Mark Zuckerberg reveals he's feeding his cows beer and macadamia nuts

“On the ranch, one of my projects is I'm trying to create the highest quality beef in the world”

“It's very low stakes, I’m not selling it but I'm very into the genetics of the cattle. We're trying to figure out how do you make it so that you basically can deliver the highest density diet to them”

“We started growing macadamia trees because that kind of nut is extremely dense and they will eat a lot so they will put on weight and become fat quicker and become delicious”

“The macadamia nuts have a lot of oil so you need to actually roast that. So now we need to design this whole process to roast the nuts so that way you can give them to the cows”

“You want them to eat more. So then it's like how do you get them to eat more? Well it turns out alcohol is great for that because alcohol induces appetite”

“That's actually why very high-end beef, they're fed beer. But okay, what's the right balance of beer versus water? I don't know. Let's let them choose. They get either as much cold beer as they want or as much room temperature water”

“So now we're brewing all this beer and we're putting it out”

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rtjenky]

Scottish soft power is off the charts rn 😭

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ronahhhhhhh]

happy “the men’s scotland team are playing in a world cup for the first time in my lifetime” week to all those who celebrate

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Drinking in your hometown after college

[Ward @Peronipapii]

See where they play, how they play, if they play

[Ward @Peronipapii]

@TheBritishMale @metpoliceuk Any updates pal

[Ward @Peronipapii]

Too much talky talky and not enough choppy choppy #AbolishTheMonarchy

[m @mxdihaahahaha]

no chelsea for three months #imfree

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

one of my favourite caravan of garbage moments. insane buildup. it’s like a saw twist.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

19/05/12 📆

A night forever etched in our history. ✨

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

In my culture, dough filled with meat is very important

[ray @tempocontroller]

he died for us to finally be happy and excited for a new season of chelsea. argued with the club and left on his own terms, and months later they realised he was right, and they’re changing the model. will always love him

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Napoleon @moanaparte]

I will vote for anyone who will let me smoke a £3 packet of cigarettes in a pub whilst drinking £1 pints of lager. And when I say anyone, that's up to and including Hitler, Stalin, Genghis Khan, Dracula, Satan and Skeletor.

[Debating Hip-Hop @DebatingHipHop_]

the super bowl was always too small for him

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

what a lovely day to be scottish

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Spoke to the Sun God Ra and he answered my prayer like immediately. They said no one ever prays to them anymore so it was no problem at all. Gave me an extra iced coffee and I had only wished for one