Johnny Pirouette

public defender, social justice warrior, lobbyist, guy who pets poodles to relax. This is my way of getting out of the suit and tie and being the real me!

[Johnny Pirouette @PerotJohnny]

@EdgarFloresNV I'm a big fan of water fowl. Actually I like all fowl things! Did you know that both the western mallard and the Canadian Goose mate for life! No need to stick fees on marriage or divorce for these wonderful creatures!

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@BattleBornProg @LVMPD This is exactly why I'm moving to Portland or Seattle and staying in a peaceful CHOP zone where these rouge cops can't touch me!!

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@SteveYeagerNV @YeagerDonutWall @avisholkoff @Jakob_Schein I don't like walls! They trigger bad memories of atrocities committed by former administrations! Let the Donuts in! Say no to donut walls!

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@LVMPDSCAC Not sure, only thing I've ever lifted was a candy bar as a kid. I'm guessing a gazillion and a half pounds!

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@CatTheKind @ainsleearch Yes we must tax the mimes, they are getting alot of tips when they are in the parks with their face paint pretending they are in a box and pulling invisible ropes! We can use the tax revenue for indigent defense!

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@KOLO8 @sodergrengirl Hmmm I'm seeing a plea bargain opportunity here! Maybe trespass and disturbing the peace with credit for time served. Come on work with me!

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@ClarkCountyNV @CommishMcCurdy @MichaelNaft I will be there sounds like a load of fun! I'll bring my wonderr twin Ken with me! You will be able to spot me in the front of the crowd with my red shirt on! No masks please!!

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@ACLUNV @atharesq People have been put to death for crimes since biblical times, but if we claim its rooted in lynching we might get some traction on stopping this! Wonder twin powers activate!

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@BattleBornProg Looooove it when my clients use ghost guns! Easy to get them off the ole hookaroony if ya know what I mean! Wink wink.

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@reviewjournal Yes!! Finally and we need a Bernie Sanders Blvd too! I was also all for a Sisolack street until today. Ah well.

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@RafaelAnchia Is that john lee in his bath robe?

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@Weasel3071 I will defend the unions! I'm sure their rights have been violated some how! Did you know that the US criminalizes more unions than China! True

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@TheNVIndy @DeBiasio259 @INVESTNV I can think of lots of stuff to use that money on!! A team of public defenders on call to respond to cases of kids shop lifting and provide immediate counseling, social workers trained in verbal judo to help with mental health cases, and body cameras for all law enforcement!!

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@learosec I'm dealing with me some pandemic right now! Mmmmhmmmm!

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@EdwardsAD19 Hey old pal hope you remember me from your time at the legislature! You may not recognize me with my mask on but if things get desperate and you have to steal gas to survive and get caught like on some mad max movie or the strip during a protest, call the law offices of Kendro!

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@LauraKMM Hes probably texting with those god awful police men I hate so much!

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@keffals Hmmm what about the unhinged stuff I did at home alone behind closed doors with my cat?

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@NVGOP I think the police are somehow responsible for this and are the ones who need to be held accountable!

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@CallawayMcgee @spratman This death penalty thing has me fired up and thinking Chuckles! I know that we are usually on opposite sides of the table and all, I mean you catch bad guys and I get them set free, but I'm gonna use social media to get my message out! For every post you make I pledge to make 3

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It's a fact that crying when you testify helps get stuff done at legislative sessions! Works everytime!

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@CallawayMcgee @spratman Let him have it Chuckles! I'm out of here bro, got alot of other issues to respond to!!

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@HannahCox7 @D_Honch I don't know about this one! In my line of work I come across alot of criminal defendants who are innocent and unjustly accused, and I have only been vaccinated twice. Think I'm gonna be safe and rely on what Dr. Fauci says and keep mine on!!