Mal

Andes to Acton, Callao to Chiswick,

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

My Girlfriend used to be a Goth in Colllege. Now she believes that the Son is equal to the Father

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@outis169 Happy heavenly birthday to him

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

For those who recall the old Baker & Kelly shows. There was a brief window after we heard that West Brom's Jeff Astle had asked at a WBA club buffet dinner whether there was "Any More Pie?"
This took on a life of it's own with callers suggesting...

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

I have been looking for a house in Barranco with a pool

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

Watching Where Eagles dare ..

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

It's Andy Shagger Peter's, who has seduced Sabrina Carpenter, and is having an affair with Taylor Swift

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@DavidPGCSE Duncan Goodhew

[Bruce Millington @brucemillington]

One of my favourite Danny Kelly views was that all footballers should have to wear black boots and could only wear different colours when they reached particular levels of quality, as with judo belts. “Only Messi and Ronaldo would be qualified to choose any colour they liked.”

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@Misanfrog Oh dam

[Neil O'Brien @NeilDotObrien]

Why do people born on 1st January seem to commit so much more crime?
They are nearly four times as likely to be arrested for a sexual offence.
My new piece looks at what's going on. Link below 👇

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

My 5 y/o said she didn’t want to watch The Dark Knight with me because she’s “scared of the creepy clown.”
Umm sweetie that “creepy clown” has a name, it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@SCHIZO_FREQ Yes it's why they hate firearms. You can upset their calculus

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

We are heartbroken to share that our much-loved friend and colleague Danny Kelly has died, aged 69.

A cherished part of talkSPORT for so many years, Danny brought extraordinary wit, warmth and knowledge to our airwaves. His passion for football, music and life was infectious, and his kindness touched everyone around him.

“I love football, Stan. I love it.”

We loved you, Danny. We’ll miss you dearly.

Our thoughts are with Danny’s family, friends and everyone who loved listening to him.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

My great friend, supreme broadcaster and funniest man I ever knew, Danny Kelly, died yesterday afternoon.
I cannot believe I will never hear his voice again.

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@Zacnaloen @ofjmx Archaeology was in self denial for 50 years- pots are not people. When I studied the Archaeology of Scotland - they had some data pointing to Doggerland- bones dredged up with butchers marks on them but preferred saying they were once ballast

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@fitzr1189 Constantly passive aggressive, We do not do this in Germay, smug

Wife had to restrain me from a german in Peru

[yosuba @coolfunnnn]

dios miren esta foto del gato andino

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

To break the Klan, the FBI targeted wives

[Ashley Mayer @ashleymayer]

Maybe this is sexist but I'm pretty sure women leaders are less likely to be successfully seduced by a spy.

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Sad news. Stacy Keach has sadly passed away.

From Mike Hammer to The Long Riders, always a badass.

RIP.

[Jay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jordanpbanks]

"The age of consent in France is 15."

David Walliams:

[Mal @PeruvianMagnum]

@stuarthammond14 @ANNVYSHINSKY There is a difference between us, and the USA. He was traditional but they superceded it a while back here. Americans kept it