Outis169 🦩

A respectable lunatic. Bench car seat respecter.

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We're not back, because we never left.

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https://t.co/T7Krmx4qJW

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LMAO

[Sawyer 🔍, ⏸️/⏹️, is using fewer disclaimers @CoughsOnWombats]

@Devon_Eriksen_ @SandyofCthulhu @StephenKing Dashiell Hammet- the WWI vet turned Pinkerton turned novelist- once wrote and published a list of facts of which he believed detective story writers would do well to apprise themselves.

The first item was, iirc, "A gun, to be a revolver, must contain something which revolves."

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@SomethingLatin @CoughsOnWombats @Devon_Eriksen_ @SandyofCthulhu @StephenKing I was about to post the same link! Excellent!

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@stevehalangri @SandyofCthulhu Pretty much anything dealing with space travel in a tv show or movie requires turning off one's brain if one has any knowledge at all.

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@SandyofCthulhu @Recursion_Agent Almost every scene with a chess set it's set up with the wrong, i.e. with a black corner to each player's right hand side. You'd think they'd get it right at least half the time but it's wrong well more than half.

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@ztw4 @SandyofCthulhu @AmarthiaAuthor That was forgivable, tho. Also funny af.

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@MikeJazzpenis @tessiconic Don't engage the e-girls.

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@MikeJazzpenis @AndrewHWestern Sweet Jeebus, he does!

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@FwordScizrhands @pablo336lbs Top notch thread. This kind of thing is another reason I'm never deleting this app.

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@KJV1611jaja No, I wasn't watching soccer! I was gooning! Honest!

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@DoinksTheFrog This is how we win.

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@DavidGerczak @sam_gzstrength Oh boy, now you've done it.

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@sam_gzstrength @peaceseller @wolfstrength And really, what more would one need?

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@DoinksTheFrog LMAO great times!

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@JLevendia This is the first I've heard of the Consulate shooting. (I just looked up a little about it.) But I've intentionally stopped following news, I'm not the freaking government!

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@ghostofwatanabe @zarahussain999 And they were mostly peaceful protests.

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@Misanfrog They also sell some young ones to Hutts as a delicacy.

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@FwordScizrhands @LysolDave @krushnutz @Kmart @metpoliceuk You love us because we're turds. Some of you gals just like that.

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LOL big talk from a career politician!

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

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