BlackSheepWhiteCoat

Livin on spongecake.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE LOUDEST HOUSE IS LOVING IT

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Friendly reminder the team is playing 2,346 miles away

[BlackSheepWhiteCoat @PestleWhipPro]

@realpeteyb123 @nypost Nah. Ozempic Vag is the new fad diet blow back

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Can you picture it?

Wontonamo Bay: a dimly lit prison chow hall turned haute cuisine hotspot. Guests enter through razor-wire gates (fake, obviously) and get "processed" at intake—orange jumpsuits optional, but encouraged for the full experience. The menu? One item only: Wontons. Steamed, fried, or "solitary" (dry, no sauce).

The dining room is all concrete walls, metal benches, and overhead fluorescents that flicker like they're about to short out. Guards (servers in tactical vests) bark orders: "Hands on the table! No talking during mealtime!"

Signature dish: the "Enhanced Interrogation Wonton"—spicy enough to make you confess your sins. Dessert? "Gitmo Float": wonton wrappers in vanilla ice cream with a "waterboard" of caramel drizzle.

The vibe is equal parts absurd and hilarious. Warning signs everywhere: "You are entering a no-escape zone of flavor." T-shirts at the gift shop: "I Survived Wontonamo Bay."

Pure chaotic genius. 10/10 would get "detained" for seconds.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: Three women were pulled from a Frontier Airlines flight at Miami Airport after trying to board with an extra piece of luggage and refusing to pay for it

Nafisa Dockery, 30, Dionjana Cochran, 21, and Davana Cochran, 26, were arrested at Miami International Airport

Authorities said they refused to pay for two extra carry-on bags while trying to fly to Philadelphia

A verbal argument broke out after airline staff asked them to step aside and pay

Dockery allegedly said, “We don’t have to listen, let’s just go,” before they rushed the gate through a restricted area

Deputies cleared the plane and removed them after they refused to get off

V/ The legends of Miami: @ONLYinDADE

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Fair play to the dude who was nearly swallowed headfirst by her mighty clunge

Sucked into the vagina vortex, whole. Like a riverside Burmese found inside a python.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

1367 US medical students did not get a US residency spot.

6733 international, non-US medical students got a US residency spot.

[James Morrow @pwafork]

Condolences to Ilhan Omar, Zohran Mamdani, and the editorial board of the New York Times.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

Here is:

An Iranian protester shreds the Hollywood frauds for crying over a paid ICE agitator who deliberately plowed into an ICE agent, yet you have no idea how Iranians have been living under the current terrorist regime.

[Frankly Frank @NoFrankingWay]

Were gonna be able to vacation in Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and maybe Minnesota soon. Incredible times.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body https://t.co/SAhWHkQ6lr

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Name redacted for obvious reasons.
Charlie Kirk also told a Pastor at Trinity Church that he thought he was going to get killed.
That brings the total up to 4 people that we’ve identified.
This is your daily reminder that his wife initially denied this was true.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month.

9/11

It’s payback time for all of you Islamic terrorists.

President Trump carried out strikes on Iran on 9/11 during Ramadan.

He’s an absolute genius.

Rest in piss, @khamenei_ir!

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Is this why young people have a tough time being optimistic about the future? 🤔👇👇

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Useful information

[Walter Curt @wcdispatch]

The Cuban Government the day after Trump is finish in Iran:

[Walter Curt @wcdispatch]

In preparation for the next “He died like a dog” speech, I think this is appropriate.

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.

[BlackSheepWhiteCoat @PestleWhipPro]

@SameOlGSkii I just said this aloud myself